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Can you people keep it down. I'm trying to actually hear the grass grow.

Yeah but....it's so fcuking boring!

They look frustrated

I'm painfully aware of that when every single time some coal mining hillbillies ask me "where ya from" "you sher don't sound like it..." Sh!tkickers. Sound like what? Like I'm from long island? Queens? The Bronx? SI? If I can tell the difference between the 3 awful accents in PA maybe they could try to recognize like, more than 1 of the NY ones. And the one that they do recognize is New Jersey.

This is correct.

Yeah, they're hicks, Rita.

I consider Broome county downstate lol. I'm not in upstate NY til I hit Cortland.

I get it! Because people from the northeast are perceived as rude and people from the south move slower than geriatric porn.

Once you cross over into Pennsylvania you are in the south and you can smoke anywhere. They allow smoking on planes just flying over Pennsylvania.

Just found a 9mm casing on the sidewalk in front of the gym. I swear to God, the criminals here suck so hard. Jeez, pick up your brass. It's got fingerprints on it. Remember kids, use a revolver.

Those lucky mother !

Report: MLB recording dugout phone conversations to eliminate sign-stealing https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/1476447 Lol

I'm salary, so when I stay home(1 time in the last 2 years) I still get paid. Oh wait, no I don't! They ding me for 8 hours of PTO because all the piece of sh!t people they hire. I'll explain. Jill puts in for a day off. Jill gets denied the day off. Jill calls in anyway and still gets paid. This goes on for 3 years and instead of firing Jill, and Jim and Sarah who all do the same , the decide to take our PTO every time we call in. No, it's not a huge deal, because I get 28 days worth of PTO, but still. It's mine. I earned it by working my hours. Don't pay me when I call in. I got no beef with that. Just like the rest of the hourly employees. They don't get paid when they don't show up. Why should anyone else? And I understand that most people, myself included can't afford to not show up to work.

Well he didn't say he was glad to see him healthy. Who wouldn't be? He said it was great to hear he's back. Anyone who's seen him play hockey would know that's a lie.

Yeah. Why?

2am...pfft! Amateurs.

How long ago did Cleveland switch to just the C logo on their hats. This has been a long time coming.

Sal's on Main St Buffalo. Every single Thursday, Friday and Saturday at around 4:15am. Always vomit out in front. Sometimes vomit inside.

That's 4 minutes!

Lol

Kleenex ---> toilet ---> flush. Problem solved.

I'm really going to need Jack to pot a goal. Jason Pominville was the last sabre to have a goal in the ASG. That was 6 years ago. Zemgus didn't register a point and ROR and KO has assists in 2016 and 2017. I'd like to see Jack show some league dominance in this meaningless game.

But then I couldn't get my tax write-off...(kidding) Also, so your telling me they can't make skinny jeans in Cape Town.

Haha, when did this happen? White people, I tell ya.

Roger Federer is the greatest of all time. Still.