Mustache of God

I hate how the game having a 6pm start is the only story line I care to follow.

They need to win 10 in a row to get back to a spot to be in the hunt. This team is not shown us that they are capable of that. The season died in December.

Anything with super oily fish is a no-go for me. Sardines, yuck!

We have a chance to witness history tonight. If Ovetchkin can score 23 against the Sabres he'll pass Gretzkey.

Every year they manage to re-invent the meaning of rock bottom.

I've heard Sabres players and the Sabres doctors don't have a great history of being on the same page. Perhaps there's an alternative healer they could potentially consult with.

Sabes better come out fast and strong and stay hard all night to make up for the last Avalanche game.

We were way off!

It's an Isles game so it will likely be even more boring than the average Sabres game.

It's a pre-christmas suckfest.

We are entering Kansas City Scouts and Philadelphia Quakers territory:

Because throwing ***** at the wall to see if it sticks is a better strategy than whatever they've been doing.

Can't believe they didn't challenge that.

How the ***** was that not goaltender interference????

Nashville won today so the sabres are officially in 32nd place. Way to go Adam's, keep doing nothing.

If a tree falls in a forest and crushes a mime, does anybody care?

You kind of have to been when watching the sabres.

Is this team simply not good?

Dang, he's one of the few guys who looked like he gave a ***** when he was on the ice. Him, Benson, Kozak....I might be missing someone else.

The PP slapping will continue until morale improves.

This is the most unrealistic take I've ever head. No chance pegula is giving bonuses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Terry Pegula, master of the pep talk. Jesus christ these guys suck.

How???

I can, sadly. Here's how: They get an early lead and maintain a 1-goal edge until a soft MTL goal leads to another less than 2 minutes later and they trail for the rest of the game. or They outplay MTL in every aspect of the game except they can't put the puck in the net and end up losing 2-0 after an empty netter or MTL comes out strong and takes the lead and never lets it go or The Sabres blow the lid off MTL and win 8-2, that'd be ideal.