Mustache of God

A win tonight puts us 2 points behind second last place in the conference (with 2 games on hand of the 15th place Islanders).

It would be hilarious to see someone screw that up.

I'm pretty sure the Sabres are always shorthanded in one way or another.

I hate how the game having a 6pm start is the only story line I care to follow.

They need to win 10 in a row to get back to a spot to be in the hunt. This team is not shown us that they are capable of that. The season died in December.

Anything with super oily fish is a no-go for me. Sardines, yuck!

We have a chance to witness history tonight. If Ovetchkin can score 23 against the Sabres he'll pass Gretzkey.

Every year they manage to re-invent the meaning of rock bottom.

I've heard Sabres players and the Sabres doctors don't have a great history of being on the same page. Perhaps there's an alternative healer they could potentially consult with.

Sabes better come out fast and strong and stay hard all night to make up for the last Avalanche game.

We were way off!

It's an Isles game so it will likely be even more boring than the average Sabres game.

It's a pre-christmas suckfest.

We are entering Kansas City Scouts and Philadelphia Quakers territory:

Because throwing ***** at the wall to see if it sticks is a better strategy than whatever they've been doing.