Drunkard

And this is why we can't have nice things. Buffalo will forever lose until they drive the fornicators and sodomites out of the region! Sex is only supposed to be between married people and then strictly for procreation purposes. That's why Utah has all those Championships ..... er disregard.

Sweet. As long as our priorities are in order.

It doesn't matter. Christians take as much "ownership" over the old Testament as Jews do. Just look at all the homophobia drivel that Evangelicals peddle. It's all comes from the Old Testament because I'm almost positive that Jesus never uttered a word about homosexuality in his half of the book.

McDermott seems to be approaching diety status. Gets bookoo praise from the owner and he gets to recruit and interview his own boss. If he's even 1/10 as good as Pegula seems to think he is he'll be the greatest coach we've ever had. Or Pegula's been hookwinked once again. I know which I think is more likely.

Got to save the aids and ass cancer ill wishes for Boston and Miami teams.

You forgot fistin' yer sister.

We agree on this. I can listen to some Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, or some Roger Miller no problem. The classic wife left me, lost my job, dog ran away, so I'm just gonna sit right here and drink type true blue stuff. I can't stand any of the new stuff. My rule for country is simple. ###### Garth Brooks and everyone country artist that came after Garth Brooks.

The problem with this is they both belong on the right hand side. It's one thing to stash an off handed pairing further down the lineup but it's another thing to have it front and center on your top pairing against the other teams' best players. The better teams will eat them alive.

I'm here as well. Given his age and the fact that our defense is such a sore spot, I'd rather FXGMJB focus on getting rid of the other dead weight on the roster (Moulson, Ennis, Gorges) before worrying about Bogosian. He's supposed to be in his prime right now as a defenseman and he's been decent under pretty much every coach he's ever played for except DB. There are bigger problems to focus attention on.

My apologies. I should have added that I meant that in a good Christian way.

Damn, that's gonna be tough then. I used to drink every day and now I sometimes go weeks at a time without drinking, but I could never do that if I hung out in a bar. Good luck.

There's no place for couth or rationality in a discussion about music, man. The music I love is awesome. The music you like sucks, unless it happens to be music that I also like. It's my right, neigh, my duty to ridicule your choices that I disagree on. Rinse and repeat.

If you really want to quit drinking you may want to avoid going to bars in the first place.

My town probably has 300 barber shops and 7,000 barbers and I've never seen a Puerto Rican guy cutting hair. There's a few old white guys but for the most part it's either black guys (90%) or Filipino women (10%). That's actual barber shops though. I've never been in a salon. Hell, I've never even gone into a place as fancy as Fantastic Sams.

I just want the west to win the Cup. Both teams from the East can die in plane crashes for all I care.

Man, you guys are way too picky about your hair. I go to the barber shop on the Marine Corps base I work at. I get a different barber every time and as a result I get a different haircut every time even though I tell each of them the same thing (Navy reg - which is a regulation Navy haircut, maybe an inch long on top and 1/4 inch along the sides and back). Sometimes it basically ends up a buzz cut and other times they leave some hair on top but either way it's good enough to last me until I need to go back a month later.

FXGMJB (Future Ex GM Jason Botterill)

This probably needs a bump now that it's official. Time to dump this bum.

I'd offer Kane the same contract we gave Okposo and I'd even front end load it in similar fashion so it would be easier to unload down the road if we need the cap space. If he wants more than that I might be willing depending on how much, but only on a shorter term (4 or 5 years max). If we can't get him signed for that I auction him off to the highest bidder. He may not be able to sign until July 1st but you can definitely negotiate and have a deal in place for that date. If you don't reach an agreement in principle with him and his agent by then I send feelers out throughout the league and try to move him at the draft.

This. There's no need for him to have any cap repercussions beyond the 2017-2018 season.

There are some impoverished villages in Africa that think we won 4 superbowls. On the other hand, those same villagers also think the Patriots* has a perfect season.

This will only work after they convince us suckers/fans to buy tickets to watch the simulations and buy sweet simulation swag.

I agree. Kind of tough to justify calling it the World Championship when it happens during the NHL playoffs so that many of the best players in the world are unable to participate.

I have no clue how that will work for Vegas but if we did reclaim Ullmark in that scenario we'd have to keep him in Buffalo. I'm pretty sure if you put someone on waivers that you poached from waivers that players goes back to the first team who put them on waivers (assuming they'd want him which I assume they would).