Drunkard

Don't worry, man. By March they'll be sweltering in the triple digits and will remain that way until November.

It hit 80 degrees at my house yesterday. Today it's about as bad as it gets. 38 degrees and raining with a wind chill of 28. I wish it would get colder so the rain could turn to snow.

Down to 840. F'n shootouts.

I like Gionta but I'm ok with him retiring or signing elsewhere. I doubt he's willing to play next year for half of what he's making this season. I think Kane would fill his spot nicely while also solving the problem of figuring out where to play him.

At 1240 and I'll put 4 units of the Sabres at +130.

So what's the line on tonight's game? I want to place a bet.

Glad it didn't go to a shootout. Up to 1240.

Same here. I think I knew those from watching the Top Shelf DVD.

At 1040 and I'll put 2 units on the Sabres at -150. Okposo and Moulson with matching hat tricks against their old teams (doubt it, but here's hoping).

Lawsuits. Some idiot thinks he/she can save time by blow-drying their hair while still in the shower and gets electrocuted. The family sues and as a result they put a label on the blow-dryer specifically stating not to use it while showering.

at 1040 now. Good job Sabres.

Closing the Politics threads was the Matt Ellis of board decisions.

I'd say DB is the Matt Ellis of NHL coaches but I think that would be giving him too much credit.

You mean remain stone. Neither team was any good when they bought it. Sure the Sabres made the playoffs but they were never going to get very far and more teams make the playoffs than not. Still, it's not like either team had anything other than a rock bottom trajectory. Treading water in the mediocre to bad zone at best.

The team hasn't made the playoffs in 17 years now. Tailgating is the best part about Bills games. Sometimes you've gotta let the inmates run the asylum and Darwin run its course. Think of it as passive eugenics. The kid who breaks his neck trying to be the Macho Man Randy Savage won't grow up to further dumb down the collective gene pool.

And let's never forget that Pegula and Rogers are both responsible for a certain orange person being our next President. If not for them driving up the price Trump would be making the Bills great again instead of tabbing his corporate cronies to run government departments that they just want to shut down. Never forget.

At 1160 and I'll put one unit on the Kings at -120.

I still like Girgensons, but he's probably a change of scenery guy at point, unless we get rid of DB. He's been healthy all year and still hasn't been able to move in the lineup despite all the injuries we've had at forward. I wouldn't trade him for scraps because he's still young (and cheap) and still has potential (plus I'm still hoping he can rebound once DB is sent packing) but if a teams gives us a decent offer I'd be willing to pull to trigger.

We can't do that, man. Failing to cram square pegs into round holes is what we do. One Buffalo.

A picture of Hillary or a sign that says I heart kale or I love birkenstocks or something uber liberal hippie like that. Or the photo of Mike Pence's gay doppleganger wearing short shorts like Lt. Dangle from Reno 911.

So who wants to take bets on how long the playoff drought. It will soon be 17 years once we're officially eliminated. I'll set the over/under at 21 years.

I'm pissed about the politics thread being closed as well. It's a bitch move.

It's been in the 40's for the most part here in Eastern NC recently and then got even colder over the weekend until last night when a warm front rolled in. It is now 66 degrees and raining. Not exactly December weather, even for here, although we usually have zero chance of snow around these parts until January or February anyway.

Heathens and degenerates I say. It's awesome.

Nice. My favorites are Craig Christ and the Grandfather one.