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I'm more into the skirt look, but tomato, tomat-o

Twitter needs to burn in the 7th circle of Hell

Ah poop, forgot that detail

God I hope not, 2020 needs to end with some good ol fashioned Eichel Magic.

There will be no politics coming from this man... But when the board has turned to a solid discussion on players being "late" to practice, we need some damn hockey

Butttttt, would you still say that if the dress was on, say, Bruce Smith?

This off-season has become far too long

Honestly they can have free reign of the rest of the house, I'll even put fruit out, just let me sleep 😂

I have flying squirrels in my vaulted ceiling, no attic access, so this is going to suck to try and get rid of, I have a wildlife guy coming Friday but I suspect it ain't gonna be cheap, those little bastards are nocturnal and are anxiety inducing at 1am crawling around

Yellow snow cones are the best flavour

Soylent green

Green... The color of money and the root of all pure evil.

Ah yes, NJ, all the prices of NYC, with none of the perks 😂😂

I had to put down my homeade pot roast I was enjoying so thoroughly, because a girl at 39.5 weeks gestation, didn't know she was pregnant and her water broke on the toilet in the ER, all I heard was screaming from the locked bathroom, had to get the door unlocked to a toilet full of blood and mucus, rushed her up to Labor and Delivery and popped the lil girl out. Proceeded to go right back to the Pot Roast without skipping a beat. Amniotic fluid be dammed 😂😂

The same reason things have to close at 10PM. Didn't you know, Covid hibernates until 10PM, but if you're out at 10:01, watch out, you may catch the sniffles.

Honestly, I'm not even sure of the pneumonia guidelines anymore, I've gotten so far away from most primary care stuff over the years that I'm basically a student again.

These videos are pretty awesome!

When I make Phillies at home, take all that time to hand slice the ribeye thin, I'm putting like 10 slices of provolone on top and melting that bad boy into a dream. Provolone is the Sam Reinhart of cheese, underrated.

Already on the China website for 29$ 😁

Dude, if NE comes back and is in the race at the end, my soul will die. Talk about a kick into the left testicle.

In other surprising news, New England beat Baltimore last night.... That's helpful to us. Maybe

I don't know who the old timers are (except Connery) but I don't care for Daniel Craig too much.... He's on the same level as Jason Statham for me, just blah.

Because, I get about 3 games max a year where I get to be home and sit down for a game on the couch. Also, because I'm a fan and with 34 seconds left, I was pretty pumped. Just don't expect the Hail Mary to work all too often.

This one hurts