Sterling Archer
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Already burned that forest down. But in all seriousness, that stache will be missed. And now I'm bare faced for the first time in months.
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My rally stache failed last night.
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Tim Connolly is available Also, realistic complaint. Why is the image embedding disabled? It is completely cramping my style.
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Lebron James is a punk and a douche. But mostly a douche. Also, why are so many women stupid and/or crazy?
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Monkeys have been replaced by cats as the predominantly funny animal in the media. They are now reduced to flinging excrement, drinking urine, and face ###### frogs.
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Damn loud spanish music that I have no clue where it's coming from but can't be more than 2 blocks away.
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Bill Cosby has been dead for probably 20 years.
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Great now i have to download all the cat pictures and pedobears that i'm going to post.
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None of my images work.
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It only takes one whiner to ruin it for everyone.
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That's a little off. We don't want to bang the ugly ones but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. Col Sanders
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If all my exes are gonna start bothering me at once, one of them better sleep with me. Also, this weather sucks.
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Jesus freaks. I'm pretty sure god doesn't want you wasting your time posting on a message board. Which is why I don't believe in god.
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I still haven't got my worker's comp money.
