Sabel79

I love Succession. Halfway through season 2 currently. The equilibrium of laughs and cringing are brilliant. The first few episodes of season two had me laughing harder than I've laughed at anything in quite some time even though it just keeps getting darker.

Just had someone attempt to pass a few fake $100 bills (mixed in with real ones) in an attempt to bail someone out of jail. Stupidity of that aside, does this dude not care how many emails, phone calls, and reports this requires? Ugh.

I'd suggest sous vide, but you'd need something much sturdier than cellophane for the vacuum sealing....

Eichel with an absolute Dahlin there. Oof.

I don’t know what absolutely anyone in a Sabres sweater was doing on that goal...

That’s a bad one to cough up, young Rasmus...

We literally can't take on cap in a trade (unless and until Bogo has a fork stuck in him and hits LTIR for the rest of the season) Scandella, for example, gets nothing for now in return. If a top 6 C or forward in general is the desired return, it's Risto (or Montour I guess, but I'd rather not) + and the cap has to match.

Larry. Seriously.

Oh, hey, Mitts did a third thing...

It’s about 30% he’s not RJ and 70% somnolence.

Man, I intensely dislike Dunleavy’s play by play. That is all.

Ooh, Mitts did another thing...

Ooh, Mitts did a thing...

the second Vegas player to get dinged for PEDs in relatively short order. Hmmmmm...

I think they’ve solved Ben Bishop.

Sobotka creates one for Skinner... ? I’ll Take it, though...

Well, that (de)escalated quickly...

Eh, I've dealt with worse online. Steve Simmons blocked me on twitter, still have no idea why.

Warwrow does some good work, but man he subtweets/vaguebooks like a teenage girl.

Annnnd, he's currently in the A for the Bruins. Roster Management!

On the bright side, it would appear the Panthers have cut ties with that pointless goon Petrovic (famous for getting his face smashed in three times in that one game by Evander Kane). Yay.

It's almost as if the intensity increases as games that matter get played later into the season... I've almost forgotten what that's like, to be honest.

Here, I've developed an algorithm to help you...

That's already happened. Because of course it has.