Sabel79

We have a "He seen it"!

Dumb, Evander.

Okay, start again and do it better.

Alright boys, let's do this....

Remember to also buy a new hat should this happen.

Nominee for least surprising thing to happen so far this decade... http://thecomeback.com/olympics/rio-olympics-carlos-nuzman-bribing-ioc-officials.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

One would imagine Wysh will be landing at a competitor to Rodgers.

Oh look, everyone's favorite inveterate dirtbag Radko Gudas running a guy into the boards from behind. It's officially hockey season now.

Bucketload of goals being scored tonight by everyone not playing for Calgary. I could get used to this. Takes me back to my childhood.... (This absolutely will not continue)

HOT TAKE INCOMING: McJeebus is good at the hockeys.

Nevermind, start working on the GDT...

Kid's having himself quite the period.

Fantastic hand-eye by Labanc on the SJ goal just now.

Matt Murray really channeled his inner Ryan Miller on that OT goal...

With an "oh hay look what I found!" drive to the net. That play should be shown to every six year old starting to learn the game. Also, I hate the Oilers jerseys. Nostalgia truly is the most toxic of human emotions.

As I told Millbank, they only play the Jets twice.

Bud Selig. Same difference.

Took me there as well. They also had those crispy mass-produced no flavor whatsoever wings on the buffet that I ate pounds of whenever there for some reason. Wouldn't go near them now, but still a happy memory. Kids are dumb.

Crosby takes penalty. Pierre McGuire: "good penalty by Crosby!" No mention that he had to take the penalty because he stopped skating / didn't bother to cover his man. Same as it ever was.

^ what he said.

All of West Virginia. Most of Virginia west of Henrico County.

Crosby skating out to center ice with the cup in pregame. Tacky.

The Nats are not allowed to win a playoff series. Silly WC....

I mean, from your lips to god's ear. Not gonna happen tonight though... You go sit in the box and feel shame.