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He got his head smacked against the glass pretty good. Didn’t look great geting up.

He might try and move around just a little bit as well. the opposing PK seems to have the "I'ma stand here and look for the one-timer" thing figured out.

Nice stop, Lenny. Most interference ever on Jack...

At work and as such no volume. Has Rob busted out any "I seen it" or "no, you're right"?

Other than the ongoing tire fire that is the power play, the Sabres are looking decent. Of course, it is the Red Wings...

They have weight rooms and strength coaches and whatnot.

I don't know that most of America is ready for that. We think it's funny because we were in on the joke from the start.

Which is technically correct.

Also, Grant Fuhr. Now: Hockey. I'll have three reenactments of the third period in Boston, Please.

Nope. You only get the minimum league salary + $375,000 off the cap for a one-way deal. (Slightly under a million this season) Jinx.

Baptiste

It has just been brought to my attention that Arizona hasn't won a single game yet. 1 point after 8. If I were either of their fans I'd be hot...

I mean, that's what I was staring at...

It was always going to happen.

It's been going on for months w/ European soccer teams. Still, fairly early on the bandwagon so I'll give them credit.

Not particularly suprising. That team is awful. And it really shouldn't be.

The tastiest of all the pisses.

Sigh. Welp. Think i’ma switch over and root hard against us Yankees. Doesn’t seem to be much point in this one tonight.

I really hope not, because it’s going down a bit more every shift.

I was thinking after last night I had probably seen enough of Griffith and Tennyson. That goal pretty much encapsulates why.

It’s Boston. They can’t be quiet for more than ten seconds without somebody screaming something unspeakably racist.

Rene Rancourt makes me angry.

Pretty much this. I made it out alive. Not as bad as I thought it would be. One thing did disturb me, and not in a “why are they doing this” sort of way, but a “why is humanity such utter garbage that they have to do this” sort of way. They have 1 entrance/exit point. Dudes posted each way. Going in you and any children with you get an invisible stamp on your arm. It’s a number sequence, and they change it every time. Coming out you and the kids have to put your arm under a blacklight to make sure the stamps match and you’re leaving with the same kids you showed up with. Smart, but makes me very sad for some reason.

About to embark on a trip with my offspring to Chuck E. Cheese’s for a first grader’s birthday party. I would appreciate it if you could all keep me in your thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.

Not to nitpick, but literally everyone other than Mike Weber understood what that was all about.