Alright. I have to come out now. I am a beer snob.
Living in Roanoke, VA, I have the following options: nationally known breweries such as Deschutes and Ballast Point 15 minutes away; many local breweries, such as Parkway (within drunken stumbling distance from my house), Olde Salem, Soaring Ridge, Starr Hill, Big lick, Sunken City, and on from there.
I love beer and I love living here because beer.