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Even by the new less than zero tolerance standard, that's a weak-ass slashing call on KO there.

Opposite of sigh.

Sigh.

I think Jake McCabe might be dumb.

Don't want to be unduly optimistic, but this is a decent start.

Welp, looks like that'll be all for Mr. Beaulieu. Don't think he knows where he is.

Ochocinco in net tonight, per Sabres Twitter...

As to the first part, yes Edmonton drafted forwards upon forwards and they had no defense to begin with and that went wrong. As, to the second, indeed he does, but I have to imagine he's explained that to TPegs and we go on from here...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yup. The second he signs a contract he's done with college.

I think even they think EROD "should" be in Rochester.

Not even the NHL is stupid enough to step into that morass.

I think Rayzor's limited grasp of English limited the critique. He said, as I recall, "Satan would knock his grandmother over for an empty-net goal." That's not the issue, it's that he would clearly not knock his grandmother over in most other situations. Also, he mastered the flamingo. Elevated it to an absolute art form. But I digress.

Sasquatch or GTFO.

Won't hurt, though...

The Sabres are going to have to spend the third period in Alamo Mode if they want to keep Dallas under 10.

Has Gorges been on the ice for all of their goals?

At least in as far as TPegs is concerned... he tried that, and it went.... badly.

Almost...

Although, looking at it again, that was dangerously close to a butt-end beforehand.

Oh. Totally meaningful fight. Yay.

I am mad at the 10 seconds he tried to freeze it right beforehand though.

I swear to god, Robin. It's like Dennis Hopper strapped a bomb to the puck and if it stops Lenny explodes...

Hot take alert: Samson will score at least ten goals this year.

Falk didn't exactly cover himself in glory there either...