This is so triggering to me. Not because I have stream problems. One of my co-workers, who is older than my father by a fair bit, does. We have a unisex bathroom. The ladies object to the pee literally everywhere. When dude was confronted with it, his response, and I quote: "don't we have someone to come in and clean?"
Moral of the story: if your prostate is so wholly you have no idea where your pee is going, just sit the down.