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He was boned either way on that play, Beaulieu stopped skating completely and it was a clear break otherwise. The one behind the net, however...

CJ is doing a creditable Lehrer impersonation so far tonight. No es bueno.

Holy balls, Nolan did a thing.

Beaulieu with a nice check on Nelson to free the puck up in front of the Buffalo net... ugh.

Entirely predictable. Watch him score five tonight.

Wow, the fans turning out in droves in the official Arizona Coyotes fan club uniform... empty seats.

Magistrate.

Eh, I had a 20 year old literally do the make two right angles with your thumbs and forefingers to see which one makes an “L” maneuver when I asked him to raise his right hand so as to put him under oath. We are, as a species, a lot dumber than we give ourselves credit for most of the time.

The reason that children are the most creepy/frightening thing in horror movies is that they are a reminder to us all that we will soon be dead and they will take our place. Though it be inevitable and inescapable, we still feel compelled to rage against it. Our impotent barks lost entirely in the the maddening void of mortality.

I wouldn't put it past him.. (ha! see what I did there?) But seriously, no more of this tank nonsense, let's win, huh?

Ochocinco In net tonight...

I don't care who wins, as long as the game is decided by a butt-goal.

I just looked it up. What a weird carve-out. Oh well, sign him.

Erm... unless Casey's 20 and none of us know it he still has to hit ten games to burn a year, college or not. The Sabres have exactly ten games left...

Weird game. Not really disapointed at 3-0. The fourth goal was a bit much... Hey, Arizona on Wednesday. I'm having flashbacks already.

Linus went full-Lehner on that one.

Not that I disagree with the call there, but I’m quite certain I’ve seen much less wipe out a goal. These reviews are a mess.

This guy gets it. High-five, NS!

I'll buy that. There is literally zero chance he's not in Sweden or Russia next fall.

Who did what to Lehner, or is he being held out for his own good?

I may disagree with your totally wrong opinion, but I will fight to the death to preserve your right to be so totally wrong about things.

Eggplant parmigiana is also acceptable.

Sebastian Aho just got a penalty for hooking Sebastian Aho. We have reached the singularity.

Wait, this guy?