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HA! Who's gonna score the goal, one of our four forwards that has no goals in their career? Or one of all of our defensemen that have no goals this year?

Anybody remember when Torts was available?

Look out, you're gonna get yelled at.

This team is putrid. I'm rapidly losing what patience I had left for Goober. Columbus scored as many goals in 35 minutes as the Sabres have scored in six games.

Of course Goober challenged that offsides. He knows damn well this team can't score three goals. If it stands, the game is over. (We all know it's been over for an hour)

I'm glad you cleared that up, I was trying figure out who was drawing a teammate nude.

This game's over. Where's Ted Nolan?

B-) Yeah, he got pretty bad towards the end. I've had real problems trying to latch on to any of the newer late night talk show hosts.

Probably doesn't want anybody else getting hurt. They've been practicing up until this point and still can't score, so why bother? I'm being 83.3% sarcastic.

That depends which of the 10 years you base that on when Edmonton started theirs.

Ha, I noticed that! About :20 in.

I love watching the liberal media have to eat crow after assuming they had this in the bag for weeks. Did I hear Seth Meyers actually cried?

20 years ago today. http://dailyhive.com/toronto/potvin-hextall-leafs-flyers-goalie-fight-1996

He's just mad Hillary took away his pom poms.

This team is scoring at the same pace as the first tank year. Even without Eichel and Ennis, this roster is much more stacked than that tank team. There is no excuse for the lack of scoring.

Who dressed Goober tonight?

I guess it never dawned on my that the Sabres entire defense has scored ZERO goals this year.

Roads that don't require a stop light.

It's sarcasm.

Did Kane say 'swallow'? PUT HIM IN JAIL!!!

Me being a secondary Panthers fan, are y'all happy with Kuli?

I hate Trump, I hate Hillary. I think Hillary is a fraud and not to be trusted. I think Trump is a loose cannon and is only here for his own entertainment. As somebody that leans Libertarian, heavily, I have left and right leanings. Neither one of them has my best interests at heart. But, Hillary will be more of the same. I am a Libertarian but a Republican in name so I can vote in the primaries. The GOP has been an absolute mess, and I think what was initially great, the Tea Party Movement, only helped to ruin the party. Every 4 years the GOP said they would change only with the same results. Trump has come through and destroyed the GOP. This WILL force the GOP to modernize while still keeping fiscally conservative values. We all know the POTUS has little to no impact early on. Congress controls everything. I can only hope Congress can minimize Trump's impact while they regroup and enter the 21st century, and represent those who lean Libertarian. That way they can get a grasp on the independent vote. The GOP needs a lot of help, electing Trump will accelerate the process. In the short term, nothing might not happen. In the long term, electing Trump might electrify the GOP and only help this country moving forward. Just my two cents.

Woooooooo! 5-4 after starting 0-3. Look out !

What I wouldn't give for the chance to tear that WRX up on the Blue Ridge Parkway! Seriously, I respect the BRP for what it is and respect the speed limits. You won't see me doing anything stupid there, it's supposed to be a scenic route. Now, if they took certain days throughout the year for people to open it up, I'd be hunting you down for your ride.