Eleven

Well there's event no. 1.

Well they look alive early, so that's nice.

So now it's at least two.

If Granato puts only four players out there, I'm not going to be happy.

Damn, this is going to be rough.

If you went to school in Buffalo, I think I can name the teacher. Anyway. It's possible that Levi's college season goes until April 8. Until someone eliminates Northeastern, I'm not making plans for him.

Tread carefully...

we can't have nice things...

Who wouldn't trade a second for Niederreiter? I'd do that every day.

In the immortal words of Radar O'Reilly, "wait for it."

Space for Kane.

Mark Messier and Novak Djokovic look like human penises. They really just do.

Do we care about Rags/Caps? Feels like Washington is just plain out of it.

From your keyboard to God's eyes...

That's fair.

I remember 2010 and 2011 too well to agree, Liger. It matters.

Another one where I couldn't see the beginning of the game, and another nice win. Starting to sense a pattern...I'll try not to watch Sunday until about 2pm.

Ah, the ol' "be careful what you wish for"...

So many times, dating decades back--I scream "there!" (Or "dammit!") And it's in. You just know.

If you'd ever visited Yonkers, you'd know that this is an impossibility.

YRC.

I've decided that if the Bills have to keep Frazier, I want them to make him watch the new Patrick Mahomes Disneyland commercial once every hour from now until next Super Bowl.

The latter of the two, from what I've seen. Boston's all in.

I got to see the second, third and OT. Nice game. I think we knew Tampa was going to score a lot, so ok. The Sabres scored more. Smart to start Comrie tonight, because tomorrow is definitely the more important game.

That is the way it used to be.