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Occam's (or Ockham's, depending on the test) razor is familiar. So is his theory on morality, which, let's just say, gets an F. But who doesn't like House? Actually, I think you have the same beard.

When does this silly thing actually start?

The earliest they can sweep is like July or something with this schedule.

I don't know what this means but it would have made a good name for an alt-rock band in about 2002.

It's not gonna work that way and you know it. There's a serious monkey's paw vibe going on in this thread right now...

Ah too bad. Well you told me to go there once and it worked out. Also my dad was in for four weeks right around this time last year--and they were really good with communicating with me, even long distance.

No. You're playing with the devil.

Honestly, I've felt that way about Buffalo General. Not every Kaleida hospital, to be sure, but Buff Gen gives good care and everyone seems to know what's going on. Millard was a different story. Dunno but I did ask about it.

Do they still play music throughout the game or do they cut that out for the playoffs?

I'm going to have to take something to get over the flashbacks I'm having from 17 years ago.

And Carolina scores on the puck over the glass power play.

A puck over the glass penalty in Carolina.

TNT just praised "Hurricanes goaltender Craig Anderson."

Nurse got his one game...

Always draft a goalie somewhere in the seven rounds. I can't argue with that. They are the most tradeable commodities.

We will learn a lot about how the league works (or doesn't) when the NHL announces suspensions. Nurse is subject to a mandatory-but-waivable (oxymoronic as that is) one-game suspension; Pietrangelo, a former Cup-winning captain who knows better, is not. Pietrangelo should be out two or three. Nurse shouldn't be out at all.

TRADE FOR ONE, THEY DON'T NEED DEFENSEMEN FOR 2028.

I know what brands do. I also know what Brads do. Gender reveal parties.

That's all fine. The schedule will come out. Why does the NFL need to make a parade out of it? Similarly, the expectant parents can just tell people whether it's going to be a girl or a boy--there's no need for people to have to eat "cute food" and drink Bellinis in Delaware Park just so some ass-hole can throw blue confetti into the air.

His response was no more than the response to the Lucic hit on Miller.

If Draisaitl was a Sabre, this board would be going nuts over a "lack of response" or some such.

It's for the same people who enjoy gender reveal parties.

They're not going to part a sea of anything. I'm gonna swim in it. I may drown. But Mallo Cup filling in the lungs has to be a decent way to go, right? Yep

You don't have my powers.

Friend's ordination so yeah I know it'll be next summer. I WILL be contacting Boyer to see if I can get a tour.