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All right, which one of you needs to return to your village?

China and Russia. Seems like the NSA should be checking in on him, not the Sabres.

WTF is a Mermis? It sounds like an infection or something.

Carrying three goaltenders because the GM can't figure out how conditioning assignments work is not a "good problem to have."

Because Adams is an idiot who can't even figure out how to take advantage of a conditioning assignment for a single weekend.

Take it easy there, filly.

Byrne's sis-in-law told me at lunch that Fraser was traded, not a free agent departure. But seriously, that is what Byrne's sis-in-law told me.

A top prospect is never a "throw in." That said, it's a little early to judge his impact.

And who's the guy on the right?

Can someone resurrect the thread about moderators being team employees? There was some serious potential there.

Right?

Didn't Ott lick a visor? And @PASabreFan you can post eyerolls all you want, but you know I'm right. That's why you only post eyerolls. The Panthers get away with stuff like the Bruins used to.

Look at Panthers' management and ownership. See any familiar names? A guy named Campbell, maybe?

Yet no penalty. Hmm. I wonder where Colin Campbell's son works. Maybe he even has a sliver of ownership.

Lyon is the starter. Get Ellis a game or two to see who is the backup. I think it's actually "whoomp there it is," but you're forgiven.

So this thread has become @Thorny discussing sucking fat through a tube.

2008 for me. The game with no electricity.

OK, let's try to control ourselves here.

Please someone put Bryson's back to the wall and do what is needed.

Done

This is the best reason to get Conner Ellis in there for a couple of games. If he can be #2 (or even #1), UPL becomes expendable. If not, well, we might have to deal with the three-headed goalie monster for a while.

I'll never complain about the Sabres wearing white at home--but can anyone tell me why that was the case last night?

I dialed it. I had to. I was hoping for something, but nope. The number is not in service.

Safari, desktop, no issues.

It's 2025. The Sabres don't have Esa Tikkanen. Pick a lane.