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Most interesting theory I've seen yet: John Middlekauff‏Verified account @JohnMiddlekauff FollowFollow @JohnMiddlekauff More Easiest way for a GM to sniff a rat. Plant a couple pieces a cheese, it’ll poke its head. Wonder if the bills are doing a little spring cleaning

Ottawa has one fewer goal than Boston.

I know how this movie ends, but I also know how this season ends. It's been only a year since I've seen the season end this way; it's been far longer since I've seen this movie. Have fun! I'll watch the Colorado game, though.

I'll confess that I am torn, but I'm giving Lazenby ten or twenty more minutes to convince me not to change over to this.

It's been a while since I watched On Her Majesty's Secret Service. I'm having second thoughts: maybe Lazenby wasn't such a bad James Bond; maybe it's the plot.

~$22M to not lose one player.

Nope.

Well that was depressing.

1) Come on. You really think Ristolainen and Bogosian "can't play defense to save their lives"? This is the type of statement that makes one want to ignore the rest of the post. 2) Ullmark, Friday night. Quite a few big saves. 3) Here's the real problem. Housley's system is reliant upon better goaltending than what he has right now. You're dead right; the odd-man rushes are a product of what is an exciting system, but the goalies just aren't good enough. Hopefully Ullmark grows into it because Lukkonen has years to go before he's NHL ready.

Remember in 2015 when Fox hated him?

Cracked my left knee on some concrete tonight for about the fourth time this winter. At a certain point, I'm going to need a bus. I can't do this anymore. I just can't. This is ridiculous. This winter is the worst in five years, easily.

This is exactly why all siblings need to know what's going on. I have only one, and she put the "annoy" in "Illinois" (where she lives now), but certainly I update her on what's going on with family planning. If you are NOT receiving updates from siblings, that's a red flag Ogre, I'm not sure what I can do for you, but certainly you're welcome to send me a PM with contact info.

It may have been filed with surrogate's court.

The first period was great. After that, I watched a movie because I knew that there was no way this team could keep the likes of Kyle Brodziak off of the score sheet.

Before today I would have predicted a trade of McCabe for a forward, but I don't know now.

Please. They're unlikely to impeach him and they're certainly not going to convict him.

Some interesting takes in here for October...

Letterman from The Electric Company could fix this sentence with an f from his varsity jersey.

I warned of a revolving door about a decade ago and it seems to be happening.

Not at all. And everyone was a new member once.

This is one of the things that Housley gets right. https://www.google.com/search?q=when+to+pull+the+goalie&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS821US821&oq=when+to+pull+the+goalie&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l4.4007j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Nah, let's bring another guy like that here. We need six coaches in seven years rather than five in six.

Ristolainen and Bogosian.

They did. During the commercial break about a minute after the incident, one ref went over to Skinner and apologized; the two refs then got together at the timekeeper's desk and talked it over, and then they talked with the linesman to whom Skinner was complaining right after it happened. Not that I think it had any effect on the OT decision. It didn't.

As I mentioned in the Pens thread, I am 5-0 when seeing the Sabres live this season, so if anyone wants to purchase a ticket for me and arrange transport to Toronto (I am NOT driving over that ***** Burlington Bridge), I'm happy to take one for the team. I think we've found our solution. Meet up at Cole's at 2? Got an extra ticket?