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Oh, no doubt have I said positive things about him, and I still think he's going to be very good, but it's not like I've replaced my Farrah Fawcett poster with one of Mitch Trubisky or anything.

How have I become known for this?!

A bunch of BS needless complications IMO.

They're trying to get Okposo on LTIR.

My suspicion is that they are being protected in case there is a trade.

We don't know that, because he's never had a true shot since his freshman year. Also, did James Caan just score a goal?

I mean long-term too. If Mittlestadt and Cozens can't take the 2C opportunity away from Reinhart, why not give it to him?

I'm ready to try Reinhart there again. I was ready last year.

Is it a requirement that a goalie wear a NASCAR number to play in Columbus? We've gone from 70 to 80 now. You haven't heard that from me. I thought (and still think) that he is their most reasonably tradeable asset, but I definitely think he belongs.

That was a beautiful goal. And a great screen.

This will go down as his defining moment, I am coming to realize. Nothing he can do will be able to fill the hole that, as you point out, he created.

It's questionable whether it even is hockey.

They (the AHL guys) were coached in Housley's "system" last year, weren't they?

Who is Olson? Did they get Olofsson's name wrong? Or is he actually Scott Wilson?

Also, that fan in the promotion looks like a younger, fatter Botterill.

Finally, a team whose in-game promotions look worse than Buffalo's. I don't have the sound on and I'm glad.

Is it worse than Dunleavy was last night, though?

I got here through the Sabs site: https://www.nhl.com/sabres/video/live-buf-vs-cbj/t-277437090/c-68746003

I missed the first goal; what happened?

There have been some great endings; I don't know that there have been great games.

Why is the entire rest of the league pitching in to help Miami?

Also, is this Dunleavy? Whoever it is sounds like he should be calling Cincinnati's game, not an NHL game. It's awful. Gurtler-esque.

How about trading away from Mahomes and using two first rounders to take Sammy Watkins being equally stupid?

UPDATE IT

This is the sadder part.