Eleven

But it's not bock.

I don't remember this. (I also don't want to derail the thread.) What happened here?

Yeah, I'm 100% missing the Sean Taylor connection here. The reference on the coffin is supposed to refer to Washington's last Super Bowl, from what I've read elsewhere (just google it). The Jets do. And the Bills trade up to #4 overall for Sammy Watkins.

Does he hate Florida more? Because they didn't even make his list.

And is doing 500 lb squats on just the left leg, probably.

What was the final?

And now 5-4. Every time I look away, multiple goals happen.

Looks like you're right! 4-3 now.

4 goals in 9 minutes now.

Now the Pens have somehow managed three goals in six minutes.

Penguins scored short handed.

Well, that was truly a Sabres power play.

I'm sure there's a reason, but I have no idea what it is.

Ah, got it. I read the French version as Montreal management saying that if the kids are all right in the head, they don't need Pommer. This is an even more optimistic approach. It's smart.

Interesting. So Montreal only wants him for leadership abilities?

Beasley is supposed to catch that ball and especially is not supposed to bump it volleyball style.

You want a 12-4 season like the Bears had last year or no? And no, it wasn't all Khalil Mack.

He's everything we want Allen to be. Not if you love defensive football, and I do. The penalties have sucked, though.

And I thought it was going to be worth something. Ah well.

Is that a real autograph of John Sinclair?

I know I read a The Athletic article that held this theory.

Mitch Marner has ruined this off-season. Oh, I do not accord any reliability to the tweet. I just saw one is all.

It even may have been the same tweet for all I know. A friend forwarded it to me.

I read a tweet this morning suggesting that the Wings and Sabres are close to Ristolainen-Mantha straight up, if that helps.

That is one goofy-looking personal aesthetic.