Eleven

I am! (Putting on a recording of Bach and drinking herbal tea.)

"Ya big kill here for the Buffalo Sabres." Thanks, Rob, you really illuminate Dan's dull play-by-play.

Sobotka is supposed to be the man, defensively, though, and Dahlin is a rookie no more, so that's on them, not Kruger or the matchups. It's a "do your job" thing IMO.

They're at Penn Station and presumably hungover and/or drunk. Those are the only ways to handle Penn Station.

Well, girls and boys, and Inky, take a 17 minute break. We'll be right back after we try to sell you some razor blades, trucks, and bad beer. Hold up there, why am I Winchester? I'm much more Trapper than Winchester.

I do love the "Let's Go, Buffalo!" chants in that cesspool of sewage.

This whole situation sux.

Yep--I know you're a Schoeny fan. How often do you play his music?

Can someone please bring a Toast Skagen home for me?

It seems to not want to let me. I'm looking at the results for 12-15, not voting options.

He probably doesn't belong in the top 50 as a player. Great leader, great at attacking Billy Smith, good defensively, pretty average at everything else. I'm beginning to think that Jim Schoenfeld is criminally underrated here on SS, but I haven't voted recently.

The whole station has become unwatchable.

SO jealous of you all...

Same. I've been invested in this team for forty years. I'm not as into baseball as I was as a kid, but wow, this feels good. (The Buffalonian in me still suffers from skepticism though.)

I love this line so much.

? I'm on top of ***** today.

Already done...

That is correct. Ok, the Dallas Stars, then.

It's been a LONG time since I was there. Almost 20 years. It was a hellhole. Maybe it's different now? But I find it difficult to believe that one could drop anything on top of Penn Station and have it not be a hellhole.

Pittsburgh was in there for a year or two as well, towards the end. It's Strasburg. It won't be a "steal" if he gets the W.

You need to scare the kids so they move around the ring faster. Maybe put on a grim reaper costume or something.

Two other teams managed to trade for WRs. Why not the Bills?

I only was able to watch a bit of the second and some highlights, but I loved what I saw. (Well, outside of the D on the first goal. Cant let TWO players have an opportunity to redirect.) Anyway. Two more and on to the hell holes that are MSG and wherever Detroit "plays."

EXPOS!!!!! C'mon @#freejame!

Ooooh. Thank you. For some reason, I thought it started at 9 and I was going to watch it after the Sabres. I'm going to have to find a way to watch both.