Eleven

Ah, the forbidden shrimp! Well, the proscription against pork and bivalves always made sense to me when considering hygienic practices in ancient times. Food that was potentially dangerous was deemed unclean and forbidden. Sensible. I never really got why the Jews banned lobster and crabs, though.

How do you even know that, though?

Well that sux.

Or they could just play the game on Saturday night.

It's equipment, so I figured the person in charge of equipment is ultimately responsible, regardless of whether he personally stitched the names on there. If it's from another department, it's from another department; I linked an org chart. We have a funny story in my family. My last name is spelled entirely with letters that look the same upside down as they do right side up, if capital letters are used. So when my father entered the National Guard, of course they stitched the name plate on upside down. His drill sergeant was not amused when no one was responding when his "name" was called.

The person ultimately responsible for the girl on the Jumbotron would be Kelsey Schneider. I don't know anything about her or when she joined the organization. https://www.nhl.com/sabres/team/staff The person ultimately responsible for the misspelled names on the sweaters is Rip Simonick and he has been around the team forever.

Huh. I didn't realize that Berglund wasn't counted against the Sabs' cap. Interesting.

Why should they be allowed to circumvent the cap when other teams are stuck with albatross contracts?

I guess I'm not certain of your meaning? Going to a judge with a case built upon minutiae is a good way to have the case dismissed.

Not ideally. Judges don't like that.

I was. I suppose I still am in a sense. Not sure why that's important here.

Yeah that's what I thought. No, just this particular sub-issue. It appears that we are in agreement.

Same response as before. Maybe there won't be any Sabres. Maybe we'll all be dead. Or maybe there will be a wonderful celebration. We don't know and it doesn't really matter.

I don't know and it really doesn't matter.

Yeah I got you.

No, because they aren't as authentic as they might seem: https://www.customthrowbackjerseys.com/buffalo-sabres-1990s-away-ccm-throwback-jersey-customized-any-name-number-s/ There really wasn't a way for the team to handle this one, unless the players had their old sweaters.

Why you do this?

Maybe not. They certainly didn't bring them to the ceremony if they did.

Ray sounded like Ricky from TPB just then.

But Casey's almost as good as Jack, right? For the same reason they're calling up Johansson and letting him enjoy the view. There is no plan.

Also, would someone get @deluca67 out of his self-imposed exile already? If I'm going to be this angry with the team, I want him with me.

The man could not control a rebound to save his life.

The man had no connection to Columbus or to ice hockey. That's just so stupid.

What happened?

Keep playing him. He's not learning anything on the bench and Hutton is not going to get any better. And it's statistically more likely that we'd see that performance out of Hutton, anyway.