Oh it's all about Addison and the first. Galyenchuk, or however it's spelled, is damaged goods. Has he actually travelled across all four divisions in just two years?
Imma interrupt your smut show with the Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/kentucky-meat-shower?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Just look at Graham's twitter feed. There's too much to copy and paste, there's good fan dialogue in there, and there are a couple of words that you wouldn't want on this board.
Another good point. I have been in the room in Toronto where this stuff is inspected. (They inspect the AHL equipment there, too; when I was there, a Marlies goaltender's new pads were just sitting on a desk.)