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I know. Daddy and uncle are muscled soap-opera actors. Would I care if his mother was a world-class ballerina? No. He's some guy from some school no one has heard of, who got signed by some team that no one here cares about. He's as relevant as I am. And it doesn't appear that he has a White Power tattoo, either, so that's probably why the Pats didn't sign him.

It's not looking good for you, bud. Do NOT eat the chicken fingers from Weis.

Why am I supposed to care about some random Ravens' free agent signing? Does he even have a White Power tattoo?

Kill it with fire. There is a way to start topics. And this could be interesting.

Not in my experience. @nfreeman and I did lysol shots once. I don't know how I'm still alive.

That's actually a pretty good percentage. What do you think the percentage would be from any suburb? East Aurora, do you think that's 13%? Cheektowaga? Tonawanda? Even Amherst or Clarence? 13% from a certain region is huge.

Or inject bleach!

I don't like boy bands, either.

OK I guess? Zamboni posted it today, and the dateline is April 26, also today. I don't like musicals. I love operas. But if I had to watch a musical over and over, Annie would be the one.

This team's mascot died prematurely Name the team.

I didn't (except for the taste and smell part). Other people didn't. Otherwise CDC wouldn't have put out a press release. Do you know whether the Sun will come up tomorrow?

You're in Lincoln and you don't know football?

See what we didn't know yesterday?

What's a "Hollywood type?" James Woods? Kraft is a Trump guy.

Happy birthday! You old fart.

I'm psychotic, too. We'll be ok.

Temporarily. It'll be ok.

Oh, oh yes they are. I'd love to see their roster of brown members.

We all are. It's the age of COVID. Do you need a hug? 'Cause I'm not hugging you. It's the age of COVID.

The "Patriots" drafted a white supremacist kicker. This timeline....

1. The amount of people out yesterday shows that we are really climbing the walls to get out. It doesn't mean that mitigation--and Curt, I like that term for what we are doing--needs to end, but collectively we are really getting aggravated with this. 2. Woody, you're a ginger. A ginger who travels to Africa to help people on the regular. Do you really not have sunscreen?

He never even got to skate a shift in the show. I mean, the skates wouldn't necessarily support his weight, especially with the hairdo, but still. Also, his potential successor--his sis--is kind of hot, no? (Yes, I am completely fine with making fun of the North Korea royal family and their flatterers.)

I don't think that high end talent happens often enough after the first five picks to gamble on it.

Take out Debrusk and you're right on your first assertion, but still, look at all the no-shows in that Bruin situation. That's the part where you're wrong. A LOT of misses. Again, another reason to trade a non-top-five pick for a proven young NHLer. And, since Liger put me through the exercise, how about looking at the other three teams that I described?

Jake Fromm is an interesting pick. There's the insurance policy. No Andy Dalton needed.