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So using the method provided by various google responses, I measure just short of 9.25. I was a little surprised, because there is no way I could throw a spiral with an NFL football.

Get off the limb and onto google instead: https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=how+the+nfl+measures+hands&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

Paging @Randall Flagg to the BIlls thread....

Sweden isn't just "letting it rip," but it doesn't treat COVID patients at hospitals and the social distancing has started very late.

Not the first time the IRS website has been a mess. There was a massive crash on tax deadline day two years ago, and there was a massive outage in February 2016 as well.

Well, it's not a game, and there are no winners. But Sweden will do no better than 11th worst in COVID deaths per capita unless people in other countries start suffering even more, which, as you note, is rather grim. Exactly.

I don't know where people are getting information on Sweden, but it is NOT handling this well. It has two-three times the COVID mortality rates of other Nordic countries and its hospitals are turning away the afflicted. Here, a man was airlifted to Turkey for treatment because a Swedish hospital refused to treat him: https://www.expressen.se/kvallsposten/coronasjuk-man-fick-inte-vard-flogs-till-turkiet-/ A whopping 69% of closed Swedish COVID cases ended in death: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/sweden/ Sweden ranks 11th worldwide in COVID deaths per capita: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries (use the sort function). Sweden does so, so much right that it's a little ridiculous to watch them screw this up so badly.

Believe me, it was linked from elsewhere. The photo? You mean the stack of logs?

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a30183958/perineum-sunning-benefits/

I know. Daddy and uncle are muscled soap-opera actors. Would I care if his mother was a world-class ballerina? No. He's some guy from some school no one has heard of, who got signed by some team that no one here cares about. He's as relevant as I am. And it doesn't appear that he has a White Power tattoo, either, so that's probably why the Pats didn't sign him.

It's not looking good for you, bud. Do NOT eat the chicken fingers from Weis.

Why am I supposed to care about some random Ravens' free agent signing? Does he even have a White Power tattoo?

Kill it with fire. There is a way to start topics. And this could be interesting.

Not in my experience. @nfreeman and I did lysol shots once. I don't know how I'm still alive.

That's actually a pretty good percentage. What do you think the percentage would be from any suburb? East Aurora, do you think that's 13%? Cheektowaga? Tonawanda? Even Amherst or Clarence? 13% from a certain region is huge.

Or inject bleach!

I don't like boy bands, either.

OK I guess? Zamboni posted it today, and the dateline is April 26, also today. I don't like musicals. I love operas. But if I had to watch a musical over and over, Annie would be the one.

This team's mascot died prematurely Name the team.

I didn't (except for the taste and smell part). Other people didn't. Otherwise CDC wouldn't have put out a press release. Do you know whether the Sun will come up tomorrow?

You're in Lincoln and you don't know football?

See what we didn't know yesterday?

What's a "Hollywood type?" James Woods? Kraft is a Trump guy.

Happy birthday! You old fart.