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Yankee fans are like Leaf fans. The mental contortions that they go through every time their team isn't able to buy a championship are incredible.

The time-honored tradition of picking whoever plays the Browns will have to do for week 1.

It is a yahoo league full of yahoos.

Once the Sabres have a 2C I'd think about this. For now, all assets have to be focused on obtaining the 2C.

As if the Blue Jays had separate lighting...

I did not hear that it was said to her face. That said, I'm the one responsible for bringing this rumor to the board, so if it's a turdburger, I'll eat the turdburger. Can't tell what you're referencing there...

Gotta go with Woody here. It was NJ style the whole game.

Especially for Ryan Reaves. I get it when they do it for Ovechkin; they want one of the faces of the league on the ice. It's wrong, but at least logical. This guy? I came home after a very unusually heavy dinner and this game is adding to the food coma; it certainly isn't keeping me awake.

Everyone but @gilbert11should have received an email stating that the draft is Tuesday at 4pm PACIFIC. PLEASE NOTE THAT. IT IS AT 7 PM EASTERN but yahoo! is trying to encroach on our time zone supremacy. gilbert11, please PM me with your preferred email address.

Total garbage. Amazing that I don't see this type of stuff in IIHF-sanctioned tournaments. Thanks again, Gary. Nice league.

^ Nevermind.

On top of disparaging veterans, he now has canceled Stars & Stripes.

I think you're in but you may only draft players from New England.

Sure.

Also, Vegas and Vancouver are going. For those in ET who can't sleep.

Did anyone tip the old server? Like even 15%? I know I didn't.

Another Game 7!

Did the Phlyers just go back to that stalling thing in their zone?

Except for the poor guy who had to remove a Right Lane Ends sign from the bottom of his swimming pool. (I was 15. The statute has expired.)

My friends and I just were jerks as kids, I guess.

Oh, Eberle. We have seen this before. I hope you don't survive it because I want to see a Game 7 in this one. EDIT and now Sanheim had to go and screw it up.

I edited my post.

Draft will be Tuesday at 7. Eastern. Sorry if you're on the Left Coast. It's just what I need to do in order to be ready for Wednesday, which traditionally follows Tuesday. I envision a 90 second clock unless people convince me otherwise. If you are not able to draft in person, PLEASE, I beg you, PLEASE set your draft thingy to auto so we don't have to wait out 90 seconds. @TrueBlueGED In or out? By tomorrow at 5. Otherwise, @Claude Balls is in. @SDS if you wouldn't mind a call tomorrow to make sure I don't screw this up, I'd appreciate it.

Oh own it. If I had kept my collection of signs from 35 years ago, I could start a new city. Complete with different turn indications that would lead to total confusion.

This secretly is good for you. You're an ER doctor. You've seen your share of Taco Bell "accidents." Why are you doing this to him?