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I see why Toronto was eager to pull the trigger. That's a haul for Kapanen. What I don't understand is why Pittsburgh thought it needed to rush to get a third-line winger.

Cellophane is biodegradable.

Hey--sorry, I hadn't opened this thread in a while. I'm sorry to hear you're not well! I'm not the most adept at these things but I can try to run the league for you if you still need someone.

Yes. What Pittsburgh did here was haphazard.

Done.

It's mutating. Great.

I would guess that the Membership Coordinator herself wrote that and that it's just self-deprecating humor. Or is what is probably a volunteer-based trail association large enough to have both a Membership Coordinator and a PR person?

The insomnia is real. Yeah but 2001 was recent enough that we weren't so rabid.

I can't.

You do a very good job with @WildCard .

He causes more loser Sabres stink than he absorbs. He is a net producer of loser Sabres stink.

The dog or the cat? The dog looks cool. Cats suck more than Tage.

I didn't know that there were animals attracted to the poop of their, umm, "competitors." I thought all animals marked their territory with that stuff. I learned today! And it's only 43 minutes into the day.

Ok, the fourth day of insomnia is resulting in slight delirium. Please be patient with me.

Men and women both have torsos. And who in here is debating about the biology of the male sex? I think we're all pretty clear on that topic. If you're not, I can try to get the picture book that my mom gave to me about 42 years ago. EDIT: Highlight of book:

This is a good point. Also, Kenny Albert reminds me of Bert from Sesame Street. Looks, not voice.

There was no Sabrespace in 2003 and I don't know that we would have said it if there were Sabrespace in 2003. We fans were coming off of a semifinals, a finals, a first-round exit, and a second-round exit that shouldn't have happened but for a (Warrener?) screwup. We also were watching a team with a real coach. Maybe we are now, I don't know, but we sure weren't for seven of the last eight years. Life wasn't so bad in 2003. Except there was no Sabrespace. They suck. If they turn out to not suck, it's because they read this and decided to get better.

1) My bracket desperately needs Grubauer back. 2) Someone please get Jim Nill a laxative. He looks very pained.

Did Radulov just score off of his shoulder pad?

Tage sucks and Mittlestadt doesn't seem to care, and neither are ready for the NHL right now (and probably never will be). Sorry to be so plain about it. Trade the pick for a 2C.

The better question is how many were Sabres who were traded away or let go for nothing? Two. That Halak trade STILL eats at me. I understand why the Sabs wanted to move on from Lehner, but couldn't they have been the team that gave him a shot at rehab? Did it have to be the Isles?

Everything I have read in this argument over the last two or three days confirms my view that the Sabres need to trade the pick for an NHL-ready player.

The writers ARE the punchline. Search "sovereign citizen" on youtube sometime when you have about 48 hours to spare. These people are endless entertainment.

It might be like Potter Stewart's "definition" of hard-core pornography.

For those who enjoy a side of sovereign citizen word salad alongside their COVID: https://fecore.org/covid-19-actions-facts-and-reactions-a-sample-notice-of-liability-for-government-actors/