Eleven

Ezekiel Elliott might as well be Kim Jong-Un but I drafted him because of this.

I'm lacking a tight end whom I like. Trade proposals are welcome, as long as they are serious trade proposals. As in, Zach Ertz for Ezekiel Elliot, no, please don't bother.

So, the draft is done. @WildCard, @North Buffalo, and @Derrico screwed me at every opportunity.

Ha! You start one and I'll join, how's that? I'm never going to be a co-commissioner again--and that's with Scott doing 90% of the work! Now I see why Derrico bowed out. Up to @Derrico because he is going to win whatever his battle is and be commish next year.

YOU'RE IN THIS ONE! One might open up in five minutes if @North Buffalo doesn't pull it together.

The draft room is open. This has been resolved, but the main reason is that we hadn't heard from you in a while and I didn't realize until after 5pm today that you had, in fact, signed into the league (at 12:20 am today). It took a lot of maneuvering by @SDS to get you back in. This is of greater concern to me. I thought you were too. It is the result of miscommunication and I bear the fault for it.

You're supposed to put them near a neighbor's house.

Now I'm second-guessing myself.

For those familiar with ESPN's draft format, the mechanics of yahoo's format are different, at least on desktop. You will need to click on a player in the list, and then head to the top of the screen and click the blue button that says you want to draft the player. I don't know how the mobile app works and don't intend to find out. For everyone, please turn on autodraft if you are leaving your device, even just for a couple of minutes. No one likes to sit through 90 seconds of nothing. Thank you.

That's why the Sabres need the other center first. Eichel can only have one left winger at a time, and if it's going to be Gaudreau, then last year's Skinner problem returns.

Letang is so old that he's likely to be nominated for president in 2024. (I do hope it's ok to make light of the ages of the candidates.)

I didn't realize you were a Yankee fan! Yes, you are the exception to the rule.

Yankee fans are like Leaf fans. The mental contortions that they go through every time their team isn't able to buy a championship are incredible.

The time-honored tradition of picking whoever plays the Browns will have to do for week 1.

It is a yahoo league full of yahoos.

Once the Sabres have a 2C I'd think about this. For now, all assets have to be focused on obtaining the 2C.

As if the Blue Jays had separate lighting...

I did not hear that it was said to her face. That said, I'm the one responsible for bringing this rumor to the board, so if it's a turdburger, I'll eat the turdburger. Can't tell what you're referencing there...

Gotta go with Woody here. It was NJ style the whole game.

Especially for Ryan Reaves. I get it when they do it for Ovechkin; they want one of the faces of the league on the ice. It's wrong, but at least logical. This guy? I came home after a very unusually heavy dinner and this game is adding to the food coma; it certainly isn't keeping me awake.

Everyone but @gilbert11should have received an email stating that the draft is Tuesday at 4pm PACIFIC. PLEASE NOTE THAT. IT IS AT 7 PM EASTERN but yahoo! is trying to encroach on our time zone supremacy. gilbert11, please PM me with your preferred email address.

Total garbage. Amazing that I don't see this type of stuff in IIHF-sanctioned tournaments. Thanks again, Gary. Nice league.

^ Nevermind.

On top of disparaging veterans, he now has canceled Stars & Stripes.

I think you're in but you may only draft players from New England.