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That, and the fact that every one of us would kill to look like him. Except chz.

Slightly. Slightly. It's also 10pm on a Friday, so I'm tired out. I may revise when I am refreshed on Sunday or something.

Rossi or the Russian goalie or trade it.

I don't think either one lives through the term. We are voting for VPs. In other news, Trump walked to the helicopter with a thumbs up, saluted his Marine, and showed absolutely no signs of sickness, other than his usual problems with his gait and his right shoulder. The helicopter had been grounded for at least 50 minutes (that's starting from when I got to a TV to watch news), when a motorcade would take about 15 to get from 1600 to Walter Reed. A very close friend, who makes Krauthammer look liberal, is in total agreement (he partially bases this on the Doomsday planes being up in the air early this morning; I don't pretend to know anything about that) that this is Trumpian BS at its finest. Also note that Melania is not hospitalized, nor is anyone else associated with Trump, at least as far as the news is concerned.

Not sure. I did both.

I got mine from a bat.

Mark Meadows just gave a press briefing without wearing a mask. Guess he's not too concerned about spreading the virus.

That is without question. How LONG we have to endure the bad president is another issue.

I see stories about Republicans being tested, not testing positive; I must not be looking at the same sources as you. My reasons are above. This guy has never, ever been truthful about his health (or anything else); why start now?

Sure.

I have a perfectly logical explanation that I am unable to present here. I'm at a complete disadvantage, if you want to throw "tinfoil hat" characterizations around.

Lundqvist is like the James Bond of hockey when it comes to this.

And I'm not allowed to explain it.

If I hear "now, more than ever" one more time, I might have to break someone.

I'm not buying it. That's all I will have to say on the matter in this thread, to protect the fragile.

Melania knows who punches her ticket. And he'll hold virtual rallies for two weeks.

On second thought, I am having doubts that he actually has COVID. (1) He never has been honest about his health. (2) He is trailing in key states. (3) He needs to look like a miracle worker. (4) His handlers want him away from debates for a while. (5) "Hey, I beat COVID with HCQ!" (6) Election.

Bet he still doesn't wear a mask.

The first sentence is my point. Whether he gets the right gig, again assuming @nfreeman's hypothetical, is a different question. But yeah, teams would be interested in him. Whether he would be out of the league would be up to HIM, not up to the market.

He might play for a contender if he felt it was the right situation, but otherwise I think you're right--but not because teams wouldn't want 32-year-old KO. Rather, I think he'd hang 'em up.

You're just jealous that he got a d for his name and you didn't.

The former congressman?

It *appears* that Yahoo! has made the call, and that Steelers and Titans players will be treated as if they were on a bye week. No word as to what happens if/when they make up the game. It would be wise to bench these players.

This is why this thread should be closed.

NOT happening. Can we please stop with this?