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Is he the furniture store guy? Anyway, I don't want them trading up for a RB.

Oh well. I think that's his point--no one is protecting them.

If they bench Asplund now, does that protect him from the expansion draft so they can protect an additional F?

The one from two games ago scored a hat trick.

I don't know that FOMO would apply here; who is afraid of missing out on side effects? I didn't throw up or have a fever; however, for about 18 hours, I felt like I had been ripping bong hits. Slept through most of it.

He plays like that every game.

Yeah, I wouldn't say "crap," either. I'd use stronger language. No, it isn't, actually. It will buy players in FA as usual.

I think Cascade is right.

It doesn't matter. There are ratings to be had, and the league knows we'll watch anyway.

Say what you want about Hamsammich, but he is a much better play-by-play announcer than Dunleavy. This guy has all of the talent of John Gurtler, plus a fake lilt.

Based solely on Friday night, Samson Reinhart is the best goal-scorer in NHL history.

It's even.

This was too long to read. Why do you want them to trade up for Lawrence? Allen is fine.

Yep. Not a hit. At all. Wheeler miscalculated.

Well, 1. We knew this was coming; it's been an open secret for at least 10 months. 2. Maybe ESPN radio will move past NBA and NFL and cover some hockey now. 3. Who am I trying to kid? Forget 2.

Oh, I meant caution by the Sabres. Sorry if that wasn't clear!

I would love it if Seattle took Miller.

I certainly didn't feel this way 24 hours ago. I think a bit of caution is warranted.

He was taken 32d so you are way off as usual.

I think Adams wanted (and maybe still wants) Leaman.

He reminds me a bit of Mike Weber. And this team could use a Mike Weber.

I have no idea who/what Shatner is. Not really sure what's going on; I thought it was some random girl waiting for a bus with her dad.

Driving, phone calls, eating, bathroom, whatever, I seem to have found a way to miss all six goals so far.

All I can say is that watching that little girl dance made my week. It is soul-cleansing.

Stop clawing them.