Eleven

Say what you want about Hamsammich, but he is a much better play-by-play announcer than Dunleavy. This guy has all of the talent of John Gurtler, plus a fake lilt.

Based solely on Friday night, Samson Reinhart is the best goal-scorer in NHL history.

It's even.

This was too long to read. Why do you want them to trade up for Lawrence? Allen is fine.

Yep. Not a hit. At all. Wheeler miscalculated.

Well, 1. We knew this was coming; it's been an open secret for at least 10 months. 2. Maybe ESPN radio will move past NBA and NFL and cover some hockey now. 3. Who am I trying to kid? Forget 2.

Oh, I meant caution by the Sabres. Sorry if that wasn't clear!

I would love it if Seattle took Miller.

I certainly didn't feel this way 24 hours ago. I think a bit of caution is warranted.

He was taken 32d so you are way off as usual.

I think Adams wanted (and maybe still wants) Leaman.

He reminds me a bit of Mike Weber. And this team could use a Mike Weber.

I have no idea who/what Shatner is. Not really sure what's going on; I thought it was some random girl waiting for a bus with her dad.

Driving, phone calls, eating, bathroom, whatever, I seem to have found a way to miss all six goals so far.

All I can say is that watching that little girl dance made my week. It is soul-cleansing.

Stop clawing them.

Just turned on the game. Wish I hadn't.

I like 6K even if @inkman thinks we're trying to "make fetch happen." But UPL is the one that's going to stick.

[Chris Drury nods his approval.]

Don't worry, I caught it. I hope Tokarski isn't the backup next year. But if the Sabres acquire no one else between now and then, it has to be him. It can't be Hutton, and UPL doesn't look ready.

Missed that. He went full Joe Horn, huh?

I know he didn't mime pulling out a cell phone and calling his agent, and that's all I need to know.

I'll admit that it seemed a little petulant after his second goal when he skated over to Kevyn Adams, told him he would never play again, and stormed off to the dressing room. After the first goal, when he thumped Asplund on the helmet with his stick, well, that wasn't so bad. And I do wish he hadn't stabbed Artuu, but that's how you gotta handle a rookie, right? Seriously? WTF are people looking for now? There is a photo of him in this thread and in the game thread celebrating after a goal. He is not exactly Ristolainen with his celebrations to begin with, so what are people expecting?

He handled the reporter. The reporter, and some posters, can't handle the answer.

Thompson needs to put weight on, too.