Eleven

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

I don't necessarily want to be all "get off my lawn" about this, but I think I have to: These things are freaking stupid.

1. Later this year. And "could be." And probably nonsense, but we'll see. 2. So stay 24 feet away instead. I know I'll appreciate it.

Oh no. No, I'm done. Taylor Hall, wearing a vanity number, against the team that actually gave him a new life. No. Goodnight.

He announced that he'll retire at the end of the season.

I think he was destined for the West Coast regardless of what the Sabres wanted. And we certainly have suffered without him.

You doubt Hall would make that choice again? He'd do it in a hot second. It worked out perfectly for him. Or do you mean you doubt Adams would make that choice again?

Not rare in Tonawanda. I think it's the official town sport.

Very probably right after the Coronalympics.

It never died. It just changed names twice.

***** cancer.

Oh, someone fell! And scored. I'm done here.

Not by my count. Not even close.

Great. Now he's begging.

Not until @PASabreFan and I get there, start drinking shots, and start fighting. Also, do you have bologna sandwiches on white bread? PA likes those. The scoring chances were not dangerous. There may be a vole under the leaves. Best rake now.

First whistle after 12, 8, and 4 as far as I know. And intermissions are 90 minutes long now.

Yes, PTR, we are watching the game. Did you notice that it sux as a hockey game and so we're discussing the failings of Dan Dunleavy instead? Or are you too busy raking leaves in the eternal autumn that is New Hampshire?

Before you get too supehero, there is an ongoing argument with a separate thread about this, and there are merits on both sides. I tend to think that they do matter, but there are strong arguments against.

It's ok! You're several kilometers away. (Did I get that right? One ocean is several kilometers?) Correct on the first part at least, as far as I know.

You're mistaken. He did an audition game over five years ago, and he was really good.

Omigosh Dunleavy is horrible. HORRIBLE. Worse than Gurtler. "Went off of number 72..." LEARN THEIR NAMES LIKE RJ DOES

It's a ***** list, Ricky. A list of ***** apples, and their names are written in *****.

I don't care where they pick and I hope they trade the pick, whatever it is. This isn't the 2014 draft class. Yeah, @Zamboni. You are On Notice.

The youngsters experiencing success is far more important than the draft.

Ah I see. Well, maybe. All I know is I got some high-quality sleep.