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This isn't something the Habs would do. I'll take any three of the four, though, with a goalie prospect or a pick.

Every team I want to win is losing. Grr...

Best post ever. I lived in DC. Not the suburbs. I agree that the suburbs of DC are Ohio. It all sux.

How livid were you with Andreychuk for Fuhr? Or not born yet? It's the same level of trade; the tundra would have to throw something Buffalo's way, but it's the same level. Good luck with your everything else. All you have is frozen land and goaltending. EDIT follows: @Ducky giggled. (Second EDIT: he removed his giggle emoji after I posted the following.) He lives in a place where they steal meat, FFS. That lost its team to freaking Arizona. Ok. Keep giggling. There is likely one place where a player would refuse a trade to besides Buffalo, and that's Winnipeg. There is nothing there. I'm not even sure there is a train station there. I have this idea that CN just passes by. It's a freaking trading post that decided it needed a hockey team. And lost it! It's the Ohio of Canada. A place that you have to go through if you're going from one place to another. No one wants to be in Manitoba, just like no one wants to be in Ohio. Keep trolling your Jets here. No one wants to play there. Cf. the Blue Jackets. Oh, Oh, Oh, OHIO AGAIN. @ThornySorry, love you bud, but I'm just sick of your fellow 'pegger (had to do that, too) who has been trolling here since the Kane trade.

This is getting weird. Microfiche is flat. It's a single sheet with multiple images. You move the reader on an X by Y axis over the image you want to see. Microfilm is on a roll. (Preferably Kaiser, because I don't like all of the salt that's on a Kummelweck roll.) Also, @PASabreFan, since you brought up Seinfeld, did you know that Jason Alexander and Howard Simon are cousins? I just learned that on Wednesday. I'll bet Jason brags about that all the time at parties.

Nope, not happening for me today. I can't stand all of the gunk that those sites leave on my computer.

Trying to find it now at the local sports bar.

Yes. Microfiche is flat and microfilm is on a roll.

La Nova puts almond slivers on the Hawaiian, too, no?

I never heard of these until you posted. Then I saw one at the gas station yesterday. Bought it. It isn't bad.

Not available in the US. Probably means that it's on NHL Network.

Ah, gotcha.

Owen Parker is undrafted invite to rookie camp territory.

Not really an order of magnitude in the difference there, is it?

Yes. Seriously. If I'm a GM trading Jack Eichel to the frozen tundra, I am getting Connor Hellebuyck in the deal, or I'm not making the trade; there are 30 other teams I can trade with.

You people. Peanut butter belongs in a sandwich with jam or jelly. Not in some chocolate "cup."

I said nothing about straight up. If Greenland wants Buffalo's best player, I want Greenland's in return, is all. It can be jiggered. But not Laine or any other of the slim sticks un in Nunavut.

You definitely weren't reading Tropic of Capricorn in fifth grade. Or you shouldn't have been, anyway. The Tropic of Capricorn thing is a reference to Seinfeld.

Doesn't matter. I'm not even necessarily talking about the Sabres.

^ If you had your choice between Reinhart at 5x7 or Ovechkin at 3x7.5, what do you choose?

Ok. All of these threads are premised upon Eichel being traded. We're exploring possible returns. It's unnecessary to guess whether he will or will not be traded in each thread. Winnipeg? I want Hellebuyck coming back.

I stop in now and again and I borrow novels virtually. Is there something you need?

Done with fubo. My link to the Canadiens game kept directing me to the two Florida teams, which I don't care about. Also, it wouldn't let me watch the Minnesota game, because it only displays "todays" games, and we all know that every hockey game ends at 11:59pm Eastern. Gonna try sling next per @SwampD even though he lives in New Jersey and therefore inherently is untrustworthy.

Looks like NHL.tv is moving to ESPN+ for next season and there isn't a way to purchase the rest of this post-season. So I'll stick with fubo for a month, or switch to sling, and see what happens next season.

That might be the solution. I may not be in Buffalo next season, so I'm going to need a more permanent solution.