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This is the things that are awesome thread and not the things that wake you up thread. This is fantastic. Congratulations! And this also could be part of the things that wake you up thread.

I think my priest says it at Mass.

The Islanders felt the same way about Chara.

Our new offensive lineman:

No. Ellis was meh, not putrid.

He does. @dudacekhas been preparing the circle for many a moon. I keep telling him that it won't cleanse the curse that afflicts the Sabres, but still, he persists with the witchcraft. It's a horrible way to sacrifice a Coffee Crisp.

Well, that's just bad grammar.

TV: MSG Radio: WGR550 (according to the Sabres official website). Today's game is presented by Walmart (also according to the Sabres official website).

Frankly, I like both Ristolainen and Edmunds and want them on these teams, so I find the comparison to be apt.

Early on, scientists did some modeling and determined that the virus doesn't survive very well across two meters of air. I think there is discussion of this in this thread, on some of the early pages.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

I don't necessarily want to be all "get off my lawn" about this, but I think I have to: These things are freaking stupid.

1. Later this year. And "could be." And probably nonsense, but we'll see. 2. So stay 24 feet away instead. I know I'll appreciate it.

Oh no. No, I'm done. Taylor Hall, wearing a vanity number, against the team that actually gave him a new life. No. Goodnight.

He announced that he'll retire at the end of the season.

I think he was destined for the West Coast regardless of what the Sabres wanted. And we certainly have suffered without him.

You doubt Hall would make that choice again? He'd do it in a hot second. It worked out perfectly for him. Or do you mean you doubt Adams would make that choice again?

Not rare in Tonawanda. I think it's the official town sport.

Very probably right after the Coronalympics.

It never died. It just changed names twice.

***** cancer.

Oh, someone fell! And scored. I'm done here.

Not by my count. Not even close.

Great. Now he's begging.

Not until @PASabreFan and I get there, start drinking shots, and start fighting. Also, do you have bologna sandwiches on white bread? PA likes those. The scoring chances were not dangerous. There may be a vole under the leaves. Best rake now.