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The standard shouldn't be Rick Martin and Danny Gare, is the point. See also: http://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/100301_lamest_team_banners

Exactly. Let's not compound the error.

Phrasing...

Please no. The Sabres retire numbers way too cheaply.

That is very kind; thank you.

That is very kind of you. I won't speak for Charlie, but from my perspective, you need better taste.

You should see what he says about you in private messages. He doesn't send them to me, but he does send them to Thorny, and then Thorny shares them with the rest of us in the group chat that we have about you.

It's PA's version of Student Council FFS. I can't nominate friends. I only nominated Taro because he's a frenemy.

Thank you so much for this.

This post is inscrutable. Can someone translate from Yinzer to English for me?

The continuity of the human species depends on it. I don't think it will be gone in October. You should try it sometime; it's fun.

LGR for scouting reports. Brawndo for staying on top of developments league-wide. Taro for history. Thorny for at-large contributions and making me laugh. SDS for putting up with us.

The third paragraph is something I've been thinking about for a long time but just couldn't put together that way.

Do it for Rick, boys.

You really need some introspection if this was your takeaway. And most of the rest of your comments would have been removed BY YOU as opaquely political.

Let's see them give Lekkas a start if that would break a record.

It also is a musical term. Thank you for that reminder. It's been decades. (But it is spelled differently in any score I've ever seen.) It needed to be changed. The context is not music, medicine, or engineering, and considering your experience with your daughter, I almost can't believe that you liked it. But I'll trust you and ok and all that. AND THE KID IS 16.

Rags fined $250,000 for the comment about Parros.

The slogan had a different word in place of "slow down" when it first was posted. Think of a word that means "slow down" in medicine and apparently in some areas of engineering. When pronounced as a verb, said word would rhyme with "Bedard." When used as a noun, it does not rhyme with "Bedard" and is offensive. It's a bad idea anyway. Tanking doesn't work and the kid is only 16.

What's the Mike Weber stuff all about?

The internet goes back beyond 2007 and there was no choice between the two because of Quinn,

All I've read is that they were fired because the team sux, but I don't know why they wouldn't just wait a few days if that is the case.

For the folks out there who still think this is partly on the players' association: It is Bettman and the league who appointed Parros as director of player safety. And that's why this is on the league. It's a classic case of putting the fox in charge of the henhouse.

Right. He shouldn't stand up for his teammate. Another hot take from pi.

I'll never identify him as a former Sabre but this is horrible news.