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Yes. Seriously. If I'm a GM trading Jack Eichel to the frozen tundra, I am getting Connor Hellebuyck in the deal, or I'm not making the trade; there are 30 other teams I can trade with.

You people. Peanut butter belongs in a sandwich with jam or jelly. Not in some chocolate "cup."

I said nothing about straight up. If Greenland wants Buffalo's best player, I want Greenland's in return, is all. It can be jiggered. But not Laine or any other of the slim sticks un in Nunavut.

You definitely weren't reading Tropic of Capricorn in fifth grade. Or you shouldn't have been, anyway. The Tropic of Capricorn thing is a reference to Seinfeld.

Doesn't matter. I'm not even necessarily talking about the Sabres.

^ If you had your choice between Reinhart at 5x7 or Ovechkin at 3x7.5, what do you choose?

Ok. All of these threads are premised upon Eichel being traded. We're exploring possible returns. It's unnecessary to guess whether he will or will not be traded in each thread. Winnipeg? I want Hellebuyck coming back.

I stop in now and again and I borrow novels virtually. Is there something you need?

Done with fubo. My link to the Canadiens game kept directing me to the two Florida teams, which I don't care about. Also, it wouldn't let me watch the Minnesota game, because it only displays "todays" games, and we all know that every hockey game ends at 11:59pm Eastern. Gonna try sling next per @SwampD even though he lives in New Jersey and therefore inherently is untrustworthy.

Looks like NHL.tv is moving to ESPN+ for next season and there isn't a way to purchase the rest of this post-season. So I'll stick with fubo for a month, or switch to sling, and see what happens next season.

That might be the solution. I may not be in Buffalo next season, so I'm going to need a more permanent solution.

Are you vaccinated? If you are, you have the odds you want.

Single seats only as of 10:15.

Looking for something legal...

Bumping this. I'm looking for a decent option for the rest of the playoffs, and possibly for next season. I'm on a free trial of fubo.tv right now, but at $70 per month with a billion channels, well, that's just cable by another name as far as I'm concerned. I don't need any of this other crap; I just want NHL Does the league offer a solution? (My initial search really didn't reveal one.) Is there anything else? The Fubo trial expires in six days and the FU part will be the important part of the name as far as I'm concerned.

I don't think there is. That's why my estimate of what tickets will cost was so high.

You're going to spend a lot of money if you do. The Buffalo pizza cartel has gotten way out of hand.

Compared to yesteryear? Sure. Compared to the NHL, or, even worse, the NBA (don't bother sharing the articles about the play-in system; I have read them and the system is garbage and if you want to argue there is a thread for it)? No. I think it's easier even in the NFL now.

@LabattBlueCh 4 is reporting that Sabres, Bills, and even Bandits season ticket holders have the opportunity to buy Blue Jays tix tomorrow.

This is a great idea. A lot easier to follow this way.

Saw that and I think Schenn won that first fight with that punch at the end.

Landeskog initiated it because of a dirty hit on Rantanen, and it looked like a clear decision for Landeskog to me. EDIT: Here's a video with the knee-to-knee hit on Rantanen, followed by the fight. Rantanen would have been hurt if he had any weight on that leg when he was hit. https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/video/landeskog-makes-schenn-pay-dirty-hit-rantanen/

They could and they should.

'I know nothing of prices, but I do know that after Bisons season ticket holders get their shot tomorrow, Sabres 200-level season ticket holders get an opportunity on Wednesday. I don't know about Bills season ticket holders and I'm not sure how or why the Sabres are involved in this at all. Then the rest of us can pick over the remains on Thursday.