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The guv wants schools open this coming September.

This year has been BRUTAL for me. I've gotten some sideways looks, too, at which point I just say "allergies," and people seem to nod in understanding. It's a win-win-win. People who haven't had the opportunity to get the vaccine have a pop-up site to go to, the business gets some publicity and some customers who stay for more than one, and people get a free beverage.

We've got four months with nothing better to do. I suppose we could revisit the ROR trade.

Umm...the problem there was that the Giants weren't in victory formation.

Trade 'em a third-round pick for Vesey.

I wish. Border still is closed...

Petry does, for me, and I think it's more likely. I'm still wary of Drouin.

What language is that? Dude, you were like 40 in 1986 and we all know it.

I don't think so. I think Gallagher is the deal-breaker from Montreal's perspective.

I don't surf. But Puerto Rico is what heaven looks like, to me. The food! The ocean, the everything. I love PR.

Cf. Josh Allen and Cole Beasley.

This isn't something the Habs would do. I'll take any three of the four, though, with a goalie prospect or a pick.

Every team I want to win is losing. Grr...

Best post ever. I lived in DC. Not the suburbs. I agree that the suburbs of DC are Ohio. It all sux.

How livid were you with Andreychuk for Fuhr? Or not born yet? It's the same level of trade; the tundra would have to throw something Buffalo's way, but it's the same level. Good luck with your everything else. All you have is frozen land and goaltending. EDIT follows: @Ducky giggled. (Second EDIT: he removed his giggle emoji after I posted the following.) He lives in a place where they steal meat, FFS. That lost its team to freaking Arizona. Ok. Keep giggling. There is likely one place where a player would refuse a trade to besides Buffalo, and that's Winnipeg. There is nothing there. I'm not even sure there is a train station there. I have this idea that CN just passes by. It's a freaking trading post that decided it needed a hockey team. And lost it! It's the Ohio of Canada. A place that you have to go through if you're going from one place to another. No one wants to be in Manitoba, just like no one wants to be in Ohio. Keep trolling your Jets here. No one wants to play there. Cf. the Blue Jackets. Oh, Oh, Oh, OHIO AGAIN. @ThornySorry, love you bud, but I'm just sick of your fellow 'pegger (had to do that, too) who has been trolling here since the Kane trade.

This is getting weird. Microfiche is flat. It's a single sheet with multiple images. You move the reader on an X by Y axis over the image you want to see. Microfilm is on a roll. (Preferably Kaiser, because I don't like all of the salt that's on a Kummelweck roll.) Also, @PASabreFan, since you brought up Seinfeld, did you know that Jason Alexander and Howard Simon are cousins? I just learned that on Wednesday. I'll bet Jason brags about that all the time at parties.

Nope, not happening for me today. I can't stand all of the gunk that those sites leave on my computer.

Trying to find it now at the local sports bar.

Yes. Microfiche is flat and microfilm is on a roll.

La Nova puts almond slivers on the Hawaiian, too, no?

I never heard of these until you posted. Then I saw one at the gas station yesterday. Bought it. It isn't bad.

Not available in the US. Probably means that it's on NHL Network.

Ah, gotcha.

Owen Parker is undrafted invite to rookie camp territory.

Not really an order of magnitude in the difference there, is it?