And just when we thought you came back because you were ready for the grown-up table.
If he's ready, he's ready. If he isn't, he isn't.
And he absolutely is more exciting than UPL or Portillo. As steady? No. More exciting? Absolutely.
Hoss, or DStebb, or whatever you want to call yourself ("Hoss?" really? Are you a killer cowboy?), you don't seem to be able to speak to others nicely. Maybe take another vacation until you can?