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1. Move it to Quebec City. 2. No more expansion until 2070. Fin.

He is. I generally can't stand him. This was funny, though. You don't know that she doesn't know that.

Two minutes of Gilbert Gottfried reading an article about the Tkachuk / Lemieux incident: https://streamable.com/b1nsrc

Did Tokarski get on the bus to the airport?

I thought that Sabres coaches have been appointing captains at least since the Ruff days (and probably before). No?

PA bags my groceries. But I really did think Schoeny was younger when he became captain. IN any event, age/stats really don't matter to me and I still think the team should vote.

He will always have the pressure of being a first overall pick. It doesn't matter where he goes.

On the above points from @dudacek: Cozens's age and stats don't matter to me. Jim Schoenfeld was a teenager and captained the team to the finals. The second point is the more important one: let it happen naturally. To me, this means let the team vote for its captains. But I've been saying that here at least since The Sabres Report days.

I am far from giving up on Dahlin, but I also don't consider him untouchable, especially with Power waiting in the wings. I would support something like this.

They riot when they win.

I'm interested if the price is right. And if I remember correctly from past dealings with Boston, the price for a former MVP is a second-round pick, so the price for DeBrusk had better be a fourth or something.

Looking good, fellas. Keep giving up shorties to an expansion team.

Well, we all knew they didn't really belong. A hot goalie can go far in a sixteen-win tournament.

There's a chance for one more win in November.

What is going on in here? Geez, I go away for Thanksgiving for a few days...

I'll send you a text. It would be nice to meet up.

I just was gifted 200-level tickets to Friday's game! And a parking pass, too. I'm taking my dad. Really looking forward to it. Our relationship needs something like this right now.

What is this? Google comes up with testosterone-repressed prostate message.

It's kind of nice to get the opportunity to watch them again so soon after yesterday.

The Cubs won a Super Bowl?

Oh--that? The Sabrepede by far, then. The guys last night were trying to keep that puck pinned to the boards but just couldn't. It wasn't a bad idea, it wasn't anyone out of position, it just was a failure to accomplish. Which normally would be okay--they did keep that puck pinned for about ten seconds--but Aaron Dell was in net.

Nah, it's just stupid.

"Chadd, which he spelled with two Ds, for a 'double dose of his pimping.'"

I need to see what you're referencing from last night.