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Black lab or chocolate lab or golden lab? I'm sure it can be done. More seriously, @JoeSchmoe, I'm sorry I didn't read more carefully. I wish I had had the answer for you, but I don't.

I think NYS is giving them away. If you have a friend in Buffalo, ask if he/she can get one for you.

Ah of course. In that case, definitely do it. I don't think other teams should be able to cry about not having goaltenders in their Sabres game previews.

Just watch it on your phone. We all know refs don't watch the games they're calling anyway.

Woo Hoo! Hockey tonight!

The CBA wasn't written that way. I think I've got it in six.

That is going to really open things up for Marchessault.

I honestly think 2 Tuchs > 1 Eichel, so no, Eichel is not worth 5.5M per season more. This assumes, of course, that the Sabres use the 5.5M to acquire another Tuch.

Yeah that was my lame joke.

You're confusing him with Aud Smell.

Cincinnati is not on the Great Lakes. It's almost in Kentucky.

In case this makes anyone feel better about the Sabrepede. Or the slug jerseys, for that matter.

He made some interesting fashion choices tonight. He looked like a giant grape. Or maybe Grimace.

The Pegula haters don’t count the Bills.

Most Improved Player? Dahlin Most Valuable player? Rookie of the Year? Is there one? No Unsung Hero? Okposo Comeback player of the year? Skinner Biggest Positive Surprise - Player? Janky Biggest Disappointment (Player and Team) Biggest Team Accomplishment? Best KA Acquisition? Worst KA Acquisition? Any goalie.

Nope.

And yet it won't lead Sportscenter tonight.

Fixed.

Right? People seem to forget the previous owner who wouldn't spend any money, and the owner before that who was a criminal and led the franchise into bankruptcy. If we're ranking Sabres owners, the Pegulas (everyone please note the lack of an apostrophe there) are no lower than second.

IT IS GAMEDAY!!!!!

Andrew Hammond to the Habs.

Not if he gets deported first.

USA Hockey not cooperating with sexual misconduct investigation: https://theathletic.com/news/us-center-for-safesport-reports-usa-hockey-to-congress-for-potential-interference-in-investigation-sources/1ESAgGYUR8px/ No paywall.

Oh, I very much agree that a team doesn't belong in Arizona. I'm just pointing out that at least one player has been outspoken on the issue. He happens to be a goblin, but that's coincidental.