Eleven

Yep. And whichever emerges, I think will be destroyed by defense and goaltending from the East. I had no idea that Colorado was this weak in its own end.

At least ten minutes.

Did they take a goal off the board? I thought it was 7-5.

Maybe...there are at least three more games.

See what I mean? It's not like Kuemper is an order of magnitude better than Markstrom. He isn't.

I know that; it's Colorado.

Colorado fans are going crazy--but they'd be wise to remember game 1 of the Calgary-Edmonton series.

Correct. He tagged up.

He looks like Eddie Munster. There are if you're the Sabres.

I decided to take the night off from other stuff and just chill and watch hockey, and wow, am I glad. This is a fun game.

That is not wizard of oz.

What movie is this? It could be good.

Yeah, there's a smugness there. He is a 7.5 on the Smolinski scale.

No BS hat for Isak?

Trouba is trash.

Omigosh all of my demons are gathering into one...I'm just going to sleep for now. Maybe I'll wake up at a Perkins.

We have Colorado against the upstart Oilers. Will it be a battle of inept goalies or a battle of star forwards? Or will it just be a fight-fest? On the more important part of the continent (I did this for you, you westerners), how long will the Rags last against Tampa?

I'm not sticking around to watch these loopheads celebrate. Goodnight.

I haven't looked at answers yet. I know that 5 and 7 are all too real. I'm going to go with 8, 4, and 10 for my others, in descending levels of confidence.

This is a separate issue and I'm right there with you on this one, too. That city is a SLOG. Everything is difficult and filthy and loud. I don't even like visiting it. Give me Chicago over NYC any day.

All of this, and they bought that Cup in 1994, too.

Third Rock from the Sun won Emmys, too. Omigosh, they ripped off the Kane-to-Eichel Hail Mary in episode 3. Why don't you take about twenty percent off there, eh?

Two states, one name and one ale house, apparently.

This is pretty bad, but I can't seem to look away. Yeah, because Canada has two TV shows and Trailer Park Boys got old. Both Letterkenny and Shoresy have extremely good-looking women in their casts, I'll give them that.

It's just not a very funny show, is all.