Eleven

!!!!!

Well this is an awww shucks moment. Thank you very much for the kind words. I enjoy all of the posters here, even the ones who think I don't. It is a great community.

Umm. Will Smith?

Ok, several people whom I know insisted that 11 goals was just one short the record of 12, also mysteriously set by the Pens. We Sabres fans know better, and we also know that our team's 14 goals against the Caps and Leaves ALSO is not the record. So, with Taro on Lent leave, what is the record? There is a modern answer and a @PASabre answer. I'm more interested in the modern one.

He'll be back after Easter.

THERE IS SABRES HOCKEY TOMORROW!

Thuersday morning at 11 am. ("Thuersday" gives me two guesses.)

UPL wins that game. So I'm ok with the future.

IT IS HOCKEY DAY AGAIN TODAY!!!!!

And Pittsburgh is done after this year (until the league bails them out again), too.

If they don't, it is because of incompetent management and/or injuries with respect to the goaltenders.

I had no idea this was going on, for some reason. Glad he's well. I had to do it three times for five days each and I was clawing at the walls. I can't imagine doing it for weeks on end.

I often imagine myself as a newborn asking just these questions of the doctor, but all that comes out is crying.

YES @bunomaticAND EVERYONE ELSE I SAID THE SABRES WOULD WIN

I SAID THE SABRES WOULD WIN

Sabs are going to win this game. He kind of is that way.

Oh the look of shame on that one Penguin's face! May it hold up!

Lots of just hanging out, drinking beer, and hey! there's a hockey game! Should we talk about it? Or about the players' hometowns? Or both! Let's do both. IS there an edible on that tray?

I think the announcers are dead.

Perfect time for the TV to need a reboot.

Maybe Olofffssson, mostly because of contract status but partly because ffs he can be frustrating.

Oh, the replies to that are unfortunate.

5 then.

She's a hottie

They're going to get to 15 and then win the lottery to get to 10.