Eleven

I often imagine myself as a newborn asking just these questions of the doctor, but all that comes out is crying.

YES @bunomaticAND EVERYONE ELSE I SAID THE SABRES WOULD WIN

I SAID THE SABRES WOULD WIN

Sabs are going to win this game. He kind of is that way.

Oh the look of shame on that one Penguin's face! May it hold up!

Lots of just hanging out, drinking beer, and hey! there's a hockey game! Should we talk about it? Or about the players' hometowns? Or both! Let's do both. IS there an edible on that tray?

I think the announcers are dead.

Perfect time for the TV to need a reboot.

Maybe Olofffssson, mostly because of contract status but partly because ffs he can be frustrating.

Oh, the replies to that are unfortunate.

5 then.

She's a hottie

They're going to get to 15 and then win the lottery to get to 10.

Omigosh @SDS has gone fully psycho.

Nah. They were on Channel 2 (I think) and definitely Channel 29.

IT IS HOCKEY DAY!!!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA https://news.sportslogos.net/2022/03/22/maple-leafs-unveil-new-black-reversible-third-jersey-collaboration-with-justin-bieber/hockey-2/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Does this account for lost goaltenders?

Well, they did trade Hagg.

Does Seattle have any players left?

All of them.

If RJ had said it, perhaps it wouldn't have been so cringey.

Sometimes insomnia strikes when a hockey game is on, I guess? It's a nice lead so far.

Nor would I--it's somewhat of an in-joke for people who have put up with me here for 16 years. I would retire only 11 and 39 because of the players, and 2 because of the death.

22 should be retired anyway, if they're going to retire 16 and 18. 22 was worn by the best coach in team history. (THIS is how to troll.)