Crwth isn't going to make it. The other two might--myrrh, particularly at Christmastime, just to piss off Rex Parker.
See, I can't tell what this is supposed to communicate. I think I'm meme handicapped. Memecapped.
The author ignores his own reasoning. Who does the author think Chicago is rebuilding *around*? A 33 year old defenseman? This is as stupid as the Chicago writer with the Kane proposal. Maybe even worse.
Just wait until August, when we get some photos of @Wyldnwoody44 in an Antarctic midwinter with icicles in his hair and some sort of yak-like animal with a Sabres blanket on its back.