Eleven

We have Colorado against the upstart Oilers. Will it be a battle of inept goalies or a battle of star forwards? Or will it just be a fight-fest? On the more important part of the continent (I did this for you, you westerners), how long will the Rags last against Tampa?

I'm not sticking around to watch these loopheads celebrate. Goodnight.

I haven't looked at answers yet. I know that 5 and 7 are all too real. I'm going to go with 8, 4, and 10 for my others, in descending levels of confidence.

This is a separate issue and I'm right there with you on this one, too. That city is a SLOG. Everything is difficult and filthy and loud. I don't even like visiting it. Give me Chicago over NYC any day.

All of this, and they bought that Cup in 1994, too.

Third Rock from the Sun won Emmys, too. Omigosh, they ripped off the Kane-to-Eichel Hail Mary in episode 3. Why don't you take about twenty percent off there, eh?

Two states, one name and one ale house, apparently.

This is pretty bad, but I can't seem to look away. Yeah, because Canada has two TV shows and Trailer Park Boys got old. Both Letterkenny and Shoresy have extremely good-looking women in their casts, I'll give them that.

It's just not a very funny show, is all.

Letterkenny was/is a Canadian TV show. It's on Hulu. A few of the episodes are funny, most are ok, and a few are a grind to get through. It's a C-level production at best, IMO. Junior and adult amateur hockey features prominently in the series. One character, adult amateur hockey player "Shoresy," is never seen on camera. Shoresy is now its own series. You owe me a Coke.

Flames were done wrong on that called-back goal.

Both of these teams should just play 6 skaters on 6 skaters for the rest of the game, and series if necessary.

Dammit, I thought we talked about keeping this thread to SPORTS!

Yeah I'm just referring to one of two tragic events in Sabres playoff history that had to do with puck-over-glass and elimination. Also this whole Dea/Kea thing is confusing me.

Was it Kasparaitis?

Ridiculous. And I haven't even seen the tying goal yet.

Thank you all. I'm gonna do it estate sale style.

Needed this laugh tonight!

Eichel is a center. I think he still goes at 2. Maybe Barzal? But I think Eichel is better. Aho/Barzal/Marner at 3-5 depending on team and need. The rest is fairly homogeneous to me. Hanifin wouldn't make my top ten.

Thank you @Sakman ; I think I'm going to skip Craigslist for the reason you mentioned. Also I'm going to have a friend with me when people come to pick things up.

Sound advice, @Zamboni; I can't follow all of it though--it's not easily portable stuff.

I've got a bunch of furniture that I need to sell this weekend and I've never really done anything like this before.

Even with Mike Smith *trying* to hand the series to the Flames. Never in my wildest dreams did I think that Edmonton would have the better goaltending in this series.

No, I think it's Nathan Lieuwen.

Also, Samson, your last name is not Zhitnik.