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Everything about your post, but especially this! Everyone got a goalie except the Sabres this summer, it seems.

I apologize for not keeping up with this thread in the last couple of weeks, but TW, in your scenario, what are the Sabres giving up? My problem with the Kane idea isn't that he's not good or not interested, it's that I don't want the Sabres to give up a lot for him. A 2023 third? Sure. A first? No. Where are you at with it? Because he's free July 1, 2023 and Chicago is desperate.

Mine has no seven! This isn't a Wizard, it's a Willard!

I feel like as a Sabres fan, I'm supposed to react to this news. I feel like as a Sabres fan, I cannot react to this news. Someone send help. I am stuck in an infinite loop of 28th place.

Every actor in a 70s movie is somewhere between 25 and 90, and greasy/hairy. I think it started in the late 60s with Midnight Cowboy. Dustin Hoffman looked 56 in that. Or check out DeNiro in Taxi Driver.

I think I may have to as well. And it's true! Well, wiki true, at least! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Kananga

Nick Kyrgios might actually be a bigger dick than Novak Djokovic, whose entire head and body resembles a penis.

Wait, they named the villain (Mr. Big's last name is Kananga) after the real-life pond owner/ stuntman? That is one awesome piece of trivia, if so!

He's just not very good. There's no reason to bring him back, unless he really likes being a black man in Cincinnati, which I understand is not fun. He might make a great coach someday, though.

Oilers are having trouble trading pool party: https://www.tsn.ca/video/dreger-edmonton-is-frustrated-by-how-little-interest-there-is-in-puljujarvi~2479999

Oh,ok. Maybe I read it wrong.

This mentality is what lead to the dearth of goalies in the first place.

Wow, I had NO idea of his troubles: http://www.hockeydraftcentral.com/1972/72002.html Someone shot at him!

Whoa--a @Knightrider sighting?!

Good, don't do it again.

GOALIE. The word you're looking for is "goalie." There is an NHL quality veteran on the team--Okposo, and depending on what you mean by "NHL quality," Girgensons. The most immediate problem is that there is not a goalie.

Probably the latter. Probably.

Karin Housley.

Shut up

Again. The youngest goalie prospect in the system is 23--if you even consider him to be a prospect. I don't, for reasons explained elsewhere. (Summary: UPL is either NHL-ready or not at this point.) They can trade for RHD prospects.

😞

At this point, I'd even take Kuemper. Again, Adams is winning the slow bicycle race while everyone else is in the velodrome. I want to be clear: I like some of Adams's moves. Maybe even most of them. But this repulsion towards acquiring NHL-ready goaltenders is maddening.

So do I...but a goalie pick after Round 1 isn't a waste of a pick, ever. Especially with this team that has no prospects in net.

He projects to be the next Yuri Khymylev.