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This is going to be the year that Allen gets himself injured and/or killed.

They got from kickoff to the two minute warning in one hour.

It's just so stupid. Tage will probably justify the contract. If he doesn't, he'll be shipped to Arizona or Florida (because by then they'll be done spending) or Columbus.

As should the Senators. They're the least popular team in the country, right? And also have sucked forever?

It is $2.50 for a 28-page daily newspaper now. It was 35 cents for a 60-page newspaper when I carried it.

Anyone who had a problem with the Thompson extension should look at the Stutzle deal and understand that this is how the NHL works now.

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Can you retitle the post to reflect this very smart change in wording?

Was yours the Subaru on I-80 at about 3 pm?

I lose mine on purpose at least once a day.

Hmm...you're a clever one, weave....

Yeah SS doesn't have the middle finger emoji so whatever.

How many tournaments must we watch the US be better than Canada only to lose in a final game? Let's just have them play the gold medal game at the beginning, and the other teams can fight it out for bronze with a full tournament.

As I'm watching the final, I am deciding that the IIHF word mark looks too much like the IHOP word mark.

I'm ready.

A QB draw on 3d and 18 from midfield, down 4 points with 8 minutes left, is awfully mid-2010s Billsy. And it cost ND the game.

Well, tell the owner that giving a reasonable price to some random from Buffalo who is absolutely not going to fly to Glasgow for hockey, isn't cutting into the team's profits. I expect a full report on the results of that conversation. I might pick up a game sometime later in the season.

When does the regular season start and is it 15 pounds (that's rather steep!) for all games?

The aging warrior knew it would be her final war, a series of battles. She did not know which battle would be her last, but she would fight each, dearly and fairly, until the finish. She went out as a champion, in grace. She gave every ounce of energy left in her to her fans. Thank you, Serena, for all of it.

If I'm WVU's coach, I'm stripping that WR of his vanity number (0) and making him wear something in the 80s for the rest of his college career. That wasn't a garden-variety drop; it was like a volleyball set right to the DB.

I tried one a while back. I failed. I also can kill a bamboo plant just by trying to care for it. I do NOT have a green thumb. I think clover lawns look awesome, though (which is why I tried it), so I encourage you.

I'm not Mittlestadt's greatest fan, but you are right on.

That was you?!

SLOW DOWN, Crusader! I want to enjoy the last three weeks of summer.