Eleven

Stop it. We both know that they'll drop prices for us in return if we use the self-checkout. /s (Seriously, I can just imagine the 1% labor fee for manual checkout that will hit retail bills in 5 years.)

Maybe he's tired and needs a maintenance day. Maybe Granato is inept. Maybe it's something else.

They're going to be tired. Montreal has been home recently, and has traveled only within the time zone this season. I don't see this one going well.

Ok, how bad was it? And was the badness due to missing defenseman or overall suckage?

I didn't know that...but it's still difficult to imagine pro sports teams waiting months to obtain an MRI.

Jays, Argos, and the soccer team too. Maybe they all chip in and lease a machine?

No chance that I stay up for this. Thankfully, they're coming back Thursday.

What I have learned tonight: Some drug called Jardience makes people who are commercial stereotypes of old and/or brown happy, and also makes a dog jump through a hoop. That dog ran through it like three times!

Your manhood has been torn apart by some sort of bird creature, and THIS is what you find annoying?

who is this person

26. He already told you.

Meh

You answered your own question. I enjoy watching him lose almost as much as I enjoyed watching Marino lose. ****, it's delicious. It is the exception to the rule that @ubkev articulated; I can watch non-Bills games if that record stinker Rodgers is losing them.

Wyshyyynskyyi has mis-ranked all 32 "reverse retro" jerseys, but buries the real story, which is how did Adidas hire giraffes as models? https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/34829213/ranking-all-32-nhl-reverse-retro-jerseys-2022-23

Tell me you have no Italian grandparents without telling me you have no Italian grandparents....

I generally don't. It's not entertaining.

Has Hamilton in fact said that three times on air in 24 hours?

Frankly, she was brilliant in that clip. I don't know much about her, but I'd read/watch her again.

Maybe they're born with it, or maybe it's Maybelline.

I almost believe that Dunleavy is watching a hockey game.

YES YES YES. Ok goodnight everyone.

Liger, you're in for Joker. Quit bitching in whatever thread you're in and suit up.

Cage match? Is that what you're suggesting? I could get behind this.

A FOUR-headed goalie monster?!

Wow. The lettuce won.