The 5 stages of media Sabres takes:
1) Sabres will be the worst team EVER!
2) Look at who the Sabres beat. They still stink!
3) The Sabres have won games before. Don't start planning the cup parade just yet.
4) This is simply unsustainable. There's no way they make the playoffs.
5) Hey, how about those plucky Sabres!
Like with Josh Allen.