Ghost of Dwight Drane

You aren't a real man unless you've taken a gasoline bath.

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She can't sing, but considering she's 13......I think she would sell nicely in the Keeneland Yearling sale's auction ring. I'm thinking 300-400K.

I've been involved twice in my life, a protest where we refused to play a song. Achy Breaky Heart, and Sweet Caroline. The second was my doing. The first was classic because the lead trumpet just quit the show when the band leader called it out. I covered it for him, but was laughing so hard I almlost cried. I don't know where he is now, but I'm sure his head exploded when Miley hit the scene.

Your IP address has been traced, and 3 fellas from Chicago will be arriving at your home shortly to rectify the situation you just created.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3VSv6sisu0

$1 US = $.97 Canadian How you like them apples???

You must work in the South End

If you think that's bad, there was an awesome sports bar in Miami that had one of those arcade claw game machines.....and they filled it with water and put live lobsters in it. For $1 you got a chance to snag dinner. It was pretty funny....but even I'm not that heartless.

I would napalm a rainforest if I could after listening to that!

My dog is getting sick of crapping in a 2'x3' snowbound patch of grass. Today, she decided she had enough and made a valiant effort to the back of the yard. On the way back though she looked like the last scene for Elias in Platoon.

Is her name Darcy by chance?

I lost a lot of money betting that Brian Higgins would be the one to go down in a sex scandal

I think they need to play that at the arena February 21st.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU2V1EH7YEM&feature=related

I'm pulling for you......so you'll rise to the occasion

For some reason, I now have the mental image of the scene in Old School where Blue is in the pool wrestling. Except this time instead of KY it is filled with oatmeal, and it's PA and you that wrestle. Sorry, but sometimes the unbridled mind takes me to unexpected destinations.

bonne chance!

:clapping: That is the truth. I have a good story for a future day.....but those girls are like estrogen doused in lighter fluid.

You can probably get a script for some pain med to dull it. I know on the body you can use a patch that dulls the nerves, but the face is tricky. Zovirax is a creme that might help the blisters speed up their course. Then if you have any left over, you can use it on that occasional herpes outbreak from the Dominican in '88.

My favorite was when he had Obama riding a bike in suit pants and helmet and next to it Putin was doing something Putin-like.....maybe sharing a salmon with a bear without wearing a shirt, or driving a racecar while putting out a forest fire.

He's now a..............Cereal Rapist. :death:

That's funny, at the airport today I was waiting in line for a cup of coffee, and some kid says in broken english, "Like hutdog down hallway". Then him and his friends all laughed.

Don't think.....just drink! :beer:

It would be so much better if you could say that with a German accent while ruffling your white beard.