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Leier with his 2nd to tie it up at 2 on the PP

Imma test the water for the market for outta shape, bald, graying tattooed dads. Maybe horny old ladies will scroll through wishfully on a Saturday morning drinking their coffee. Here's my first pic.

The UTIs have cheerleaders, thankfully not the other way around but they are captivating me this game. Not because of their looks, okay that helps, but how does one end up there. It's kinda unlike any cheerleader job I've seen. They don't do cheers in the traditional sense, they just kinda wander around the arena shaking their pom poms. I'm sure I wouldn't complain if I was in attendance, I just gotta wonder what these women think about their gigs. It certainly can't pay much in effing Utica.

I'd send his ass down tonight.

Congrats on the retirement. I know I never thought I'd get there...

One I'm not sure I understand. So these women put photos of themselves scantily clad on Insta (as the kids say) and they get money from clicks because horny dudes like me scroll through their photos on a rando Saturday morning while drinking their coffee?

Amerks staving off the UTI, Leier scoring from Wilson and Porter. The "Hey if Dalton can get recalled why not us" line. Amerks 1-0.

Teams recall player in their Org to add toughness when needed. I don't recall many teams going full Doug Glatt like the Sabres have, signing a guy to their Org for the sole purpose of settling a score like this week's shenanigans.

In a decade full of lows, we are approaching Sabrepede status.

Getting ready to watch the Dalton Smithless Amerks take on the UTI (as long as they abbreviate it that way, I can't help myself).

It's turning into the WWE or whatever is popular with the kids these days. Unlike some of my adult coworkers, I haven't followed Rastlin since I was a preteen. Then I discovered boobs.

He will be missed but the Amerks actually have plenty of grit to overcome it. They still have guys that do the things that Smith does. Randall, Cornel, Borgen, MacWilliam, Malone, Wilson, Ellie. They are the polar opposite of the Sabres, almost all grit, limited skill players. The improvement of the health of CJ Smith, Tyler Leier and Remi Ellie has added to the skill department.

You just refered to Snuggerud as Snuggledude? ?

It's like my ex wife. She is keeps bringing up how I banged her sister. That was so 2008, let it go. ?

An update on where we are as a society

Ryan O'Reilly?

Where can one watch said presser

The only thing I don't like about this move is the shadow it casts on the organization. It's like they ran home after getting bullied and cried to their much older, still living at home brother, to come fix things in elementary school. If the Sabres wanted to add toughness, it should have been done in the off-season as a move to address a missing ingredient from last season. Now it just looks like the floundering of a hapless GM. That said, I will root for this kid harder than I've rooted for any Sabre in a while. Maybe since Corey Tropp.

So they signed Smith to round out the line? Wouldn't want any NHLers messing with chemistry.

Duke Williams is gonna be inactive Saturday and people are going to freak.

We certainly know it's not the teams biggest issue but how JBOT has failed to add a tiny bit of sandpaper to this roster is annoying. The fans care just as much about hitting and fighting as they do scoring so give em what they want. At least GMTM got Kane and BOGO for that purpose. Would it have killed him to bring anyone in this capacity?

Why not call up Borgen as well? At least he can actually play and might get one of these disasters we have playing D off the ice.

Did you start this JNOT thing? It warms the cockles of my heart.

This team is exactly as pathetic as I think it is